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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

Greed.
Less money to be made on square wheels, they perform better after all! Supposedly works wonders for a back ache too!

Why are you all dressed up?
 
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Sure. Will rewrite the question first.

"Simplify the following expression: 2x * (3y + 19) ± 6y * (x - 2)"

Looks way too complicated right now. Starts with that "±". Represents a cross gravestone. Means to remember Jesus. Comes before all other operations. Takes it out afterward, probably to comply with the law. Becomes:

2x * (3y + 19) 6y * (x - 2)

But what are you supposed to do without a sign before the 6y? Left a black hole, essentially. Sucks up all the stuff after it. Erases all of that. Thanks, Jesus.

2x * (3y + 19)

Who wants letters in a "simple" math problem? No one with a lick of sense. Ditch them.

2 * (3 + 19)

Distributes the 2 next. Injected politics into this part. Teaches the Communist way to distribute it equally in some parts of the country. Will show you the American way to do it. Actually belongs to the more deserving 19, due to being naturally bigger and better than 3.

3 + 219

Reached the easy part. Just add them now.

222

There. A simple answer.
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What words did you learn in your foreign language class today?
 
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I hide in their walls and follow them while they sleep. I always move their things so slightly that they become paranoid.

How many times can you do a somersault without stopping?
 
It's a complex mix of different shades of white, beige, red, and yellow. I have a pizza aura! D:

Why do you believe unicorns do exist?
 
Witnessed a Unicorn before. Traveled through Iowa once. Encompassed almost the entire state. Those fields? Corn. That sign? Corn. Those buildings? Corn. Those people? Corn.

Sought to make all corn. Fed corn to every living thing there. Played nothing but cornhole. Told nothing but corny jokes. Offered corn seeds to passersby. Babbled about the many uses of corn in cooking, fuel, batteries, plastic, and more.

Looked deep into one person's eyes. Saw no soul in them. Was just the husk of a person. Realized a shared mindset at the point, known as The Kernel. Shouted at the Unicorn to stay back. Bluffed with a can of hairspray. Contained no Freon. Planted a seed of doubt in the Unicorn, however. Sufficed for long enough to start the engine. Floored it. Made it to safety in an hour.

Heard similar tales about a Unicorn in South Dakota. Calls itself The King Crop. Resides at the Corn Palace. Fears more Unicorns elsewhere too.

(Bonus: Actually googled "Opposites of Corn" while trying to think of ways to defeat it.
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Why is "death" the opposite of Corn?)
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What television show do you want to watch next?
 
You ever watched these courtroom soaps that run up and down all the time during the afternoon? Yeah, I use them to educate myself on how to do lawyer stuff. A couple people already asked me if I could defend them in court. So this is the perfect way to learn how.

Why are there so many signs that point to your home?
 
Wait, what?! I didn't realise! So that's where you have hidden your cake...

Where do you park your flying car?
 
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