Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[ReKoil]

What if I told you it was both?

Spoiler:

Avian technology has come a long way you know!

Did you order me? :pleaplup:

Spoiler:

 

[Starlight]

Yes! But... I said I wanted to order you around... and that box is clearly another shape :(

How do you cook the perfect lasagne?

 

[Zeostar]

Running around in a circle with your arms in the air, declaring yourself a lasagne god. It'll magically appear.

Santa has the flu. Who is going to deliver presents?

 

[Megan]

Actually, nothing changed. Santa outsourced the delivery process a long time ago. So he doesn't need to do it himself, anymore. It's now all done by the holy spirit of the Amazon Delivery Service!

What happens when a hole swallows another hole whole?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

We call this a "twole".

Running around in a circle with your arms in the air, declaring yourself a lasagne god. It'll magically appear.
Santa has the flu. Who is going to deliver presents?

Awwww, but I wanted to help!

Spoiler:

Merry Arceusmas!

Edit : Sorry, I was so caught up with wanting to distribute presents that I forgot to add a question...

 

[ReKoil]

I see no new question so I'll just put Gardevoir on Santa's naughty list to make sure she gets to help out Santa's little helpers at his workshop 😇

How many plushes can you own before it counts as an army?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

No need for a plushes army! You have a Hulk.

Spoiler:

Which other planet in the Solar system would you want to visit ?

 

[StCooler]

I am very disappointed by humanity, so I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I'd like to visit Pluto, and as it's not a planet, I won't be on a planet anymore.

How weird are you?

 

[Starlight]

I'm incredibly sane, completely non weird, and very typical in every way...


How much is postage in your country?

 

[Megan]

A lot more ever since I hid in a box and tried to travel by mail to the other side of the country. If they don't like that why do they make it an option in the first place? D:

How many ppf do you have? (ppf=phones per friend)

 

[ReKoil]

Spoiler:

You mean you can phone friends?

One to try and find a friend, one to catch a friend and one to lock them up.
And another one to send messages with.

When did you realize you were an Influencer?

 

[Starlight]

I realised I was destined to become the next big thing when I was told about my powerful Spanish, Russian and Asian ancestors. It was then I accepted that being a powerful Influenza runs in the family.

Why do leaves fall?

 

[Megan]

That's because Fall is the ultimate metaphor for a toxic relationship. All year long the leaves, children of the trees, are first raised and then drained of all heir energy. Once the parent tree is done abusing the leaves it just tosses them away. :(

Have you ever seen a waterfall go up instead of down?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I have.

Spoiler:

I've accidentally Traced the Insomnia ability yesterday... can you help me to get some sleep ?

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing 😈

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Could you tell me the best way to clean a scythe? 😇

 

[Megan]

I'd just get a new one, tbh. It's what I do with my hammers! :D

How not to burn water?

 

[Starlight]

Have you ever seen a waterfall go up instead of down?

I actually have irl!!!

I'd just get a new one, tbh. It's what I do with my hammers! :D

How not to burn water?

Easy. We will just drink all the water in the world so that can't happen! Meet me at my place, bring your own mug!

Is there a hidden meaning in Pokemon?

 

[ReKoil]

I'd answer that but Nintendo would break down my door tonight, tie me up, and drive me off to some undisclosed location to torture me with scrapped Pokemon designs.

Which road leads to bliss?

 

[Megan]

Just go opposite to where I'm heading. You can't miss it that way! :D

Can you give me an autograph?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Sure! That will be 9.800 pokédollars.

Are we about to reach Lumiose City ? It's getting late!