Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Starlight]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a Koily snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of Eevee and toe of Jolteon,
Wool of Sheep and tongue of Flareon,
Cooler's fork and Megan's sting,
Umbreon's leg and Rowlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a Starlight's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Enjoy 🤤

Who stole all my blood?

 

[Megan]

It's the Mosquito Mafia, they're at it again! They've been getting more and more influence ever since they teamed up with the Global Warming Lobby...

How can we stop our current crisis?

 

[ReKoil]

Just have FCG toss a Black Hole at the trouble makers.... problem solved!

How do you stay fit?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I stay fit by doing morning 20 push-ups every day (gravity not negated of course) and by lifting weights in the late afternoon (with a bit of help from my Telekinesis move of course)!

What is your favourite TV show besides mine ?

 

[Starlight]

I have never heard of this word... TV??? Oh you mean Tommy Vercetti! Right! I liked that story where he went to Walmart but was kicked out for cancelling black Friday sales and Christmas too. He just kept shouting 476 over and over... 476. 476. 476!!!

How am I gonna get this heavy box up that hill?

 

[Megan]

You carry it up. But here's the catch: before you do you should rename yourself. Sisyphus isn't exactly a good name for that type of activity.

What did you do with all that cheese?

 

[ReKoil]

I shoved it all into my USB port and uploaded it to various games so people could cheese them =D

How do you peel and cut an onion without crying?

 

[StCooler]

I have no heart. So when I hear their sad stories, they don't affect me.

What is this alarm?

 

[Megan]

I can't tell you why. All I know is that it is always ringing when I happen to show up. :(

It's in one of those boxes over there.

 

[ReKoil]

Have you seen my sanity anywhere? 😏
I'm tired from drawing all day and you had me thinking this was question the answer above....

Attempt 2:
'It's in one of those boxes over there?'
There are only empty boxes here... filled with the hopes and dreams of my adversaries. 😈


Why did you close your restaurant a mere 1 week after opening?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I got a nasty 1-star review on Yelp. That guy was a meanie ;-;

What happens if my toast lands butter side up?

 

[Megan]

It's the definitive proof that Murphy's law is wrong and then the universe explodes.

What do we do with that dragon in our backyard?

 

[ReKoil]

Feed our enemies to it 😈

Put a saddle on it and tame it like you would a horse in Minecraft. It'll submit eventually and then you can soar the skies on the back of a dragon!

Why is there an elephant in your living room?

 

[Starlight]

It's game night! Paula is amazing at Splatoon!!!

What concert would you like to go to?

 

[Megan]

There's this band that's been spreading for the last couple years. Apparently it's called "The Virus". It seemed to be pretty popular until this year.

What's your plan for next year?

 

[ReKoil]

Oh you know... just some light world domination here and there with the help of the multiverse. Same old same old.

How are your sunflowers always facing me, no matter what side I look at them from?

 

[StCooler]

You are so brilliant, they ignore the sun :)

Why can't you help me with my house move tomorrow?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Sorry, I have to walk my pet fish at that time :(

Why does it say gullible on the ceiling?

 

[Megan]

It's to remind people of their own flaws. You think of yourself too highly and snobbishly raise your head only to immediately be brought back down to Earth.

Can you explain to me how babies are made?

 

[Cosmega]

It's like when one parent goes: "I want to have a baby" and then if their partner accepts, a star falls in their bed, and, after nine months, the star turns into a baby. Side effects include the mom continuously gaining weight uncontrollably in those months.


What did you have for lunch?