I used to take so long to poop. When I was younger I would always take my gbc to the bathroom and play pokemon and I would just forget that I was on the toilet and next thing I know I'd have beaten like 2 or 3 gyms. I did drop my gbc in a couple of times but those things were built to last, it still works even now. I still kinda take a while to poop, I like to think about stuff and I always have my ipod with me for music and I'll take in either my DS, laptop, or my vita if I feel like it's a big one. I have two book in the bathroom, but I never really read them unless I get reallly bored.