Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Meadow]

Probably just for plot convenience. xD

How can you fit hundreds of items and a Bicycle into a tiny backpack?

 

[Winter]

Because you're Dora.

Why does Magikarp splash?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It feels bad if it doesn't know a move at all, to it made up one, to disguise being worthless a little.

Why is youngster Joey not part of Johto's Elite Four?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because he was approved but got lost in the tall grass whilst trying to get to the league.

So is Prof. Oak attending Gary's wedding?

 

[Percy]

yes, he's attending my wedding?
Can Arceus lay eggs?

 

[Squirrel]

Of course it can - when have you ever heard of a goat that doesn't lay eggs?

Why can't Eevee evolve into Magikarp if it's the DNA Pokémon?

 

[Meadow]

Because its arms are magnetic! Meaning it should be able to lift... strange.

Can Pichu defeat Mewtwo? *cough* Smash Bros. *cough*

 

[Winter]

Yes it can, with a bit of salt and some electrified onion rings.

Why isn't Red red?

 

[Squirrel]

He is red, he's just wearing a skin costume!

Why can't you capture another trainer's Pokémon?

 

[Percy]

because Giovanni rules.
Why can't Pikachu learn surf?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because if it does, it will kill many people.

How come Nurse Joy knows my birthday?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

You can, but it's not very healthy for people...

Why is there a spiral-rotation-change in de Poli-family?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Because Pokemon spin when they're evolving (at least in my game). The spinning motion twists the spiral in the opposite direction.

What would happen if I were to steal stuff from Brock's backpack ?

 

[Winter]

You would shrink before exploding like a popped balloon.

Why is Marlon so tanned?

 

[Percy]

ash leaves!
how did clefairy become a man?

 

[Meadow]

That Clefairy is actually just Sven wearing a costume. It's the vitamins, I tell you. The vitamins. xD

What color is Pikachu's blood?

 

[Guardian]

The same as yours, I can even show you by throwing a Qwilfish at you!

I mean, it's red. :D

How can Hoppip stay in air for so long.

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Because it stole wings from Doduo.

Why isn't there a Pokémon Game for babies/infants?

 

[Winter]

Because babies eat Pokemon.

Why is Brawly so brawny?

 

[Percy]

because its so brawny.
why is grimer so cute?