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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Probably just for plot convenience. xD

How can you fit hundreds of items and a Bicycle into a tiny backpack?
 
Because he was approved but got lost in the tall grass whilst trying to get to the league.

So is Prof. Oak attending Gary's wedding?
 
yes, he's attending my wedding?
Can Arceus lay eggs?
 
Of course it can - when have you ever heard of a goat that doesn't lay eggs?

Why can't Eevee evolve into Magikarp if it's the DNA Pokémon?
 
Because its arms are magnetic! Meaning it should be able to lift... strange.

Can Pichu defeat Mewtwo? *cough* Smash Bros. *cough*
 
Yes it can, with a bit of salt and some electrified onion rings.

Why isn't Red red?
 
He is red, he's just wearing a skin costume!

Why can't you capture another trainer's Pokémon?
 
because Giovanni rules.
Why can't Pikachu learn surf?
 
Because if it does, it will kill many people.

How come Nurse Joy knows my birthday?
 
You can, but it's not very healthy for people...

Why is there a spiral-rotation-change in de Poli-family?
 
Because Pokemon spin when they're evolving (at least in my game). The spinning motion twists the spiral in the opposite direction.

What would happen if I were to steal stuff from Brock's backpack ?
 
You would shrink before exploding like a popped balloon.

Why is Marlon so tanned?
 
That Clefairy is actually just Sven wearing a costume. It's the vitamins, I tell you. The vitamins. xD

What color is Pikachu's blood?
 
The same as yours, I can even show you by throwing a Qwilfish at you!

I mean, it's red. :D

How can Hoppip stay in air for so long.
 
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