Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

[Aslan]

Magikarp of course! Originally a poketrainer, the poor orange fish was condemned to a fate of eternal splashing after his humiliating defeat against a wild Caterpie. :(

Why does a Joltik weigh more than a Metagross?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It hoarded 5287 iron balls waiting to Fling them at his enemies.

Where the hell did Joltik get all those iron balls from?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Using TM46 of course!
Why is Joltik not a metal-type-pokémon?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

It wants to get fat for hibernation. :)

Why can't my Ferrothorn learn Soft-Boiled? :'(

 

[Lycanthropy]

Softly boiling it, will cause the iron to melt.

Why can't I burn down those stupid trees instead of Cutting them?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Because who said trees (grass-related) were weak to fire?
Why can't a Pokémon know all 8 HM's at the same time?

 

[blue]

Because you need 10 as a minimum.

Why is Misty so afraid of bugs?

 

[Meadow]

Maybe she doesn't like the taste of them...

How high can a Pidgey fly?

 

[Meadow]

Because you didn't bring enough Repels. ;P

What are Repels even made out of?

 

[Winter]

Your mom's chest hair!

Why do Zubats live in caves?

 

[Lycanthropy]

They have no eyes and can't see others, so it's fair if others can't see them because of the cave darkness.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow?

 

[Winter]

V = np^2, where n is the number of pokeballs, and p is the weight of Mt Silver.

Why does Rhydon have Lightningrod?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

To catch lightning-fast Pokemon. 8)

Why can't my Shinx stay Shinx forever but with the power of Luxray? :c

 

[Aslan]

Because it'd eventually end up losing to a level 5 Snivy like a certain electric rodent in the anime!

Why can't you just capture pokemon with apricorns instead of turning them into pokeballs?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Because you might end up eating one. D:

Why did I delete my Blue Rescue Team file a while ago when it was awesome? >_<

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

A psychic Pokémon used mind control and made you delete it. (Annoying little buggers!)

Why did I breed my Bayleef on Crystal?

Spoiler:

yes I picked Chikorita. Yes it is a female.

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Because you were afraid Team Meanies would come out of the game and ruin your life.

Why have Dunsparce wings?

 

[Aslan]

Because it's secretly Arceus's offspring and a god in disguise! They didn't want Dunsparce to seem suspicious amongst all the others so they gave him a cute appearance with wings to match.

Why can't Metapod learn anything other than Harden?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

"What doesn't kill you, makes you harden." - Honest Game Trailer Pokémon

Why is Mewtwo #150 and Mew #151?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Mewtwo thinks he is surperior, so he erased the scientists memories and made it appear that he was discovered first .

Why does Brock make soup three meals a day, every day?