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Ask A Stupid Question Get A Stupid Answer [Pokemon Style!]

Because everyone in the Pokémon world lives in an igloo!

Why have they never released a Pokémon made entirely of pasta?
 
Because Arceus's the flying spaghetti monster and enjoys eating his own kind. (i.e the pasta pokemon)

How come pokemon are unable to battle when they faint?
 
Because it loves to eat vanilla-flavored Swablu.

Why is Vanillite edible?
 
Because Squirrel dictates whether or not a Pokémon is edible. Right, Ozzy?

How can you fly several miles while riding on a Fletchling?
 
Because your nose farts make you lighter.

Why are Pecha berries sweet?
 
Its because of Weezing's fart.

Why is Weezing's fart smells so good?
 
Because 4Kids, the dictator of Pokémon, absolutely loathes darkness.

Why is shiny Sharpedo pink?
 
Because it lives in the land of fishy drag queens.

Why is Furfrou furry?
 
Because he drank a bottle of hair tonic by mistake!

Why can't you ride around the overworld on a Magikarp?
 
Because he's passive aggressive! Get it... Passive? Aggressive? Okay, I'll shut up now lol.

Why did the Combusken cross the road?
 
It forgot what an egg looked like.

Why is shiny Garchomp shiny?
 
Because she has a secret gym underneath her Gym that allows her to bodybuild to her heart's content; underneath all them cute clothes lies a body that would scare even the toughest bodybuilders.

Why can't my Slugma swim?
 
Because it's scared away by its reflection in the water.

Why Groudon so big?
 
It isn't big - it's just that most Pokémon are ridiculously tiny!

Why do Bad Eggs exist...?
 
Because they're laid by bad Pokémon

If Scyther hates red, what happens when it becomes Scizor?
 
because it eats shovels for breakfast

why does mega slowbro look like a upside down ice cream?
 
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