Ask A Stupid Question

[Fernbutter]

Miley Cyrus.

Can cats dog?

 

[Skystrike]

Only if meows can bark.

Should we butter ferns?

 

[Yato]

Sure; ferns are edible, so buttering them would make them taste better!

Why isn't the sky purple?

 

[Akiba]

The sky is purple sometimes.

How wasn't your day?

 

[Skystrike]

It was night, that's how wasn't my day.

Can I make all my dreams come true by stabbing an orange, and then promptly throwing the knife drenched with orange juice at someone?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

You actually need the master ball to make your dreams come true.


Where do I find the pause button?

 

[Skystrike]

On your remote. Duh!


May I?

 

[SethArclight]

You may.

In what manner of assisting can I provide to you, o target of our conversation?

 

[Skystrike]

Assist me by assisting me.

WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU OH MY GOSH LOOK BEHIND YO

 

[Akiba]

My room is empty. I'm sure. At least I'm fairly sure..

Why hasn't Switzerland taken over the world?

 

[Sopheria]

Because I already took it over! They're totally jelly :D

How much does this question weigh?

 

[Skystrike]

Weigh don't you weigh it and find out? ha aha ha

Was my pun creative?

 

[SethArclight]

Dude, weigh doesn't rhyme with why.

Am I being a grammar Nazi?

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Heil Hitler! I mean hail Giovanni.

Storm, force, strong winds?

 

[LavenderTownGhost]

No because strong winds are no match for herpaderp.

Why does Magikarp evolve into Gyarados?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

It spend all day at the gym.


How come birds always poop from the sky?

 

[Akiba]

Because you wouldn't want them pooping from the underworld, now would you?

Why does my professor want me to find x?

 

[Poki]

He doesn't know y.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

[Akiba]

Because 7 8 9.

Do humans like fruit?

 

[isthatyoudan]

The real question is... do fruit like humans?

Are there hats?