Ask A Stupid Question

No he's Eggman in the future!

Why does Pikachu have red cheeks?
 
You can't kill something that's already dead...
That's right, Shuckle is a member of the undead!

Why is Captian Falcon such a jerk?
 
My sources say that Luigi is actually very close to perfecting a plan to gain full control of the world,
he's just playing the part of a bumbling idiot to catch us all off guard...

Why isn't Donkey Kong a donkey?
 
Because Captian Falcon was a jerk & Falcon Punched him in the throat.

Is Ganondorf a brony?
 
No, but Luigi is a member of Soviet Russia...

Does Rosalina speak Icelandic?
 
Because you didn't stay under the tanning section on the assembly line long enough.


Why is brave bird a flying type move?
 
Because it's a Flying-type move that bird Pokémon use.

Why do people sometimes refer to doodoo as number two? (Other than to be tame with children.)
 
Because cats rulez & dogs drools! (literally!)

Who likes Pretty Pretty Pegasus?
 
To hidrate.

Why cats love fish?
 
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