Attacks that Would be Useful in Real Life

What Pokemon Attacks do you think would be useful in real life? Hydro Pump would be useful to put out fires, for sure.
 
Pay Day would be a fantastic move to be able to use. Just having money magically appear out of nowhere would be great, as long as it wasn't all small coins.

If that's the case though, give me Substitute. I'll send my substitute out at work, and see how long it takes people to catch on while I'm taking a nap in the back.
 
I second Pay Day. Hook me up, Meowth! >:D

Something like Heal Bell would come in handy, imo. I imagine myself getting sunburn or poison ivy and being like heal me plz. Same with a move like Foresight if the word can be taken more literally. I could definitely use some future telling. @_@;
 
anyone thinking how useful hydro pump would be? i mean, free water. aside from the fact that it may be a bit unhygienic hehe
 
Fly would be useful if I want to travel somewhere far away despite my fear of heights. Pay day will help with any financial problem I come across. And I would use substitute to escape awkward and dangerous situations.
 
As an advocate of chaos, I would have to choose metronome. Just wave your finger at random people and see what happens. Maybe they'll get free money or maybe they'll burn to a pile of ash. Win win.

I would really like Teleport. Just woke up and gotta be at work in 5 minutes? Boom, teleported in half a second. Camping 8 hours away from home and somehow forgot your tent? Teleport home real quick and grab your tent then go right back to the campsite in a few minutes.
 
Sure would love to Fly and Teleport to places so I wouldn't need to have a car.
 
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