chest melons

Jeez, I thought this thread looked familiar.

Breasts are great and all, don't get me wrong I adore them, but when it gets down to it I'm a thigh-guy and an ass-man through and through. I'm glad they exist though, boobs, I'll give them some credit for being such a brilliant part of life.
 
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i don't want mine. anyone willing to trade?
 
boobs are great but kind of annoying sometimes especially when you're running *jiggles*
 
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Boobs are super excellent and fantastic. Except on me. My feelings about that are far more mixed. I'd be willing to trade them for something else, like a puppy maybe? Or 5000 artichokes.
 
They're quite neat, for the exception of my own. I think I'd rather live completely without.
 
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