I'm an immigrant, and aside from the drunk weather Cork is a really nice place.
I know you don't live in Scotland but I heard it's awfully drab and then I hear that England is too fancy.
Here, let me list of what I know about national stereotypes:
China: They eat everything they can get their hands on
Japan: hentai and Pokémon
Russia: Nukes and communism
Germany: Hitler and beer
Netherlands: Massive orgies and drugs
Spain: Some kid that likes Pokémon too much
Mexico: Weed and police wars
US: Fat people on scooters
Canada: "Ey there"
Australia: Death at first sight
New Zealand: Dodos
Thailand: Transsexual men/ladies (madies?)
Vietnam: Pho and America-haters
Iran: Insurgents
Iraq: Hitler
Israel: Hitler's younger cousin
Italy: Hand motions
France: Wussies
Denmark: Hippies
and that's all I can come up with