Corrupt a Wish

[Winter]

Granted but it is the least cute Eeveelution ever.

I wish Dunsparce changed its typing.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it becomes a legendary... wait, what?

I wish there was a Mega Slowking rather than a Mega Slowbro.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, fire/fighting. Also ugly.

Revise you ninja'd me...but you know what, I'll just apply the same thing to your wish. trololol

I wish new Pokemon generation doesnt come out before 2017.

 

[Maruno]

Granted. The next Pokémon generation comes out in 2062 instead.

I wish all shiny Pokémon colours were noticeably different to their normal colours.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, all black!

I wish The Fourth Generation subforum wasnt so dead!

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Granted. I'll bring it some activity.

I wish Castform had a mega evo..

 

[Winter]

Granted! It can no longer change forms according to the weather.

I wish Master Balls were for sale.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now they're even worse than normal Poké Balls!

I wish Ultra Balls looked cooler.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but it shoots the price up by 3x the amount and now we can't afford them! Thanks a lot >.>

I wish that Gloom had a third evolution using a Dawn Stone.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll be a Bird-type for no apparent reason!

I wish Bird-types weren't scrapped in Generation I.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but it only makes it to Gen II. (This is legit stuff here look it up 8D)

I wish Weepinbell had a Sun Stone evo like Gloom got.

 

[Percy]

granted, but it'll evolve into a man-eating pokemon!

I wish Ash could win the Pokemon League.

 

[Lycanthropy]

No, that would be impossible. Granted, but it's the Viridian Forest League. He could just beat all the bug catchers out there.

I wish for a Mega evolution of Arcanine.

 

[Meadow]

Actually, there's a semi-decent chance of him winning the Kalos League.

Granted, but it looks like a house cat. =P

I wish Kirby was a Pokémon.

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

Granted but it's only given out once as an event in a country you're not in.
(Hey you didn't wish to personally own it )
I wish Ash's voice was still the same as it was in the anime pre-DP.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but only in the Japanese version... (lol)

I wish the next Pokémon movie will be the best one of all.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but they spend their life's budget on it and there are no more after! Probably not a bad thing given their history...

I wish that there were more Poison-type Pokémon!

 

[Aslan]

Granted but these new poison types wipe out all the currently existing pokemon.

I wish that Splash actually did something!

 

[Meadow]

Granted! It now does 1 point of damage. Have fun! xD

I wish Magikarp could learn more moves.

 

[Aslan]

Granted! Its diverse movepool has now been extended to Harden and Splash! Enjoy. :]

I wish that Arceus was cuter.