Corrupt a Wish

[Meadow]

Granted, but now it looks like a white, fuzzy Slugma! (I'm sure Squirrel would hug it.)

I wish we had more squirrel Pokémon!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but it's a not cute and Squirrel gets mad.

I wish I had more common sense in Nuzlockes. WHY KADABRAAA STARAVIAAAA WAAAAH

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now you have less common sense when playing casually. =P

I wish there was a real Pokémon named "Ozzizilla."

 

[Aslan]

Granted but Ozzizilla is only available to Squirrel! RIP PokeTrivia, it was a good life.

I wish there was a bug type legendary!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but Ozzy gets so greedy that he buys every single copy of any game featuring that Pokémon!

I wish that Generation VII will tweak the type advantages some more.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, now grass will be weak to everything, including grass.

I wish shiny Charizard was blue instead of black.

 

[Maruno]

Granted. It's a very very very dark blue.

I wish Jirachi didn't have that creepy third eye.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now it has no eyes. =(

I wish Virizion had a cooler design.

 

[Aslan]

Granted! As you wished for Virizion to be cooler, we've frozen it in a block of ice that no one can access. Brrr!

I wish that someone would create a sandwich pokemon!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but you'll have to make do with Vanillite for the time being. ;)

I wish Pokémon Emerald would get a remake. (With Trainer Customization. =P)

 

[Winter]

Granted, but Rayquaza cannot be obtained in-game.

I wish Latios would stop roaming around.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, there's a lower than finding a wild shiny female 6 IV pokerus Eevee chance that he's in your PC but you forget to save when you see him. :3

I wish Giratina was pink and had cute horns and fangs opposed to it now. 'w'

 

[Aslan]

Granted but then Giratina's removed permanently from the game as fans riot ad strike about its new design!

I wish we could see what Diglett fully looks like.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but its entire lower body looks really freaky, not to mention it's pink for no apparent reason.

I wish Roaming Legendaries couldn't flee from battle.

 

[Aslan]

Granted but they're now impossible to catch with pokeballs!

I wish they'd make a D/P/Pt remake already!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll be for the GBA. ;P

I wish X/Y had a larger postgame.

 

[Maruno]

Granted. It's just locked away so that Nintendo can do yet more special events to reveal it all in bits and pieces... but they never do.

I wish Magikarp were tasty.

 

[Aslan]

Granted but now it forgets all of its water type moves!

I wish that Trubbish was less hated.

 

[blue]

Granted, but it becomes so popular that every other Pokémon is forgotten about!

I wish that Parasect had better stats.

 

[Aslan]

Granted but Keldeo freezes itself when it uses Ice Beam!

I wish that pokeballs were free.