Corrupt a Wish

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but his palatte is changed completely to white, so he is no longer visible

I wish the drowzee evelotionary chain would just vanish

 

[Winter]

Granted but you will forever have nightmares.

I wish Gible's shiny would be a different colour.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it's pink. I'm sure Sven will like it, though. ;P

I wish Full Restores could also restore your PP.

 

[Guardian]

No I wont, and granted, but your Pokemon turns permanently black after that. Two can play this game guys lol :P

I wish Pokemon Ranger: Guardian signs didnt have such a horrible writing.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but it trades the writing for the design, so now everything is a stick figure and the writing is excellent

I wish I could find a damn togekiss in guardian signs

 

[Aslan]

Granted but you find it sealed behind an indestructible glass pane!

I wish that the beginning of pokemon games were less boring.

 

[KittiOcelotti]

Granted, but it takes 10000000000000000000 times longer.

I wish that Magikarp were Magikarp.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now their faces look even more like Stunfisk... and they're pink. ;P

I wish for legendaries to have a higher catch rate.

No I wont, and granted, but your Pokemon turns permanently black after that. Two can play this game guys lol :P

Too bad I like the color black. (lol)

 

[Winter]

Granted but you end up owning none as everyone else has caught them before you.

I wish there would be no pink shinies.

 

[Guardian]

GRANTED! woot, awesome!
But...everyone on this forum hates you cos apparently the majority loves pink Pokemon...for whatever reason.

I wish Probopass didnt look so ducking creepy.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Looks like pinkness is back in this thread! ^_^

Granted, it now looks like a magnet duct taped to a rock.

I wish for evolutions for Dedenne and Pachirisu.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but they both evolve into Pikachu!

I wish we had a Ground-type squirrel Pokémon.

But...everyone on this forum hates you cos apparently the majority loves pink Pokemon...for whatever reason.

I actually don't care for pink, but I sure love joking about it. xD

 

[Winter]

Granted but you can't see it - it's underground all the time.

I wish Diglett had legs.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but they're yellow on a blue background and that makes you lose your Who's That Pokemon! Bronze Emblem!

I wish for a rock/fire fossil evolution.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll also be associated with KFC. :P

I wish the Trading Card Game had an easier learning curve.

 

[Aslan]

Granted but the games now all talk in jibberish and are impossible to understand.

I wish that Slowpoke was faster!

 

[Percy]

Granted. But, it will go so fast, you can't catch/see it.
I wish that Mew is the strongest Pokemon ever.

 

[Guardian]

It is.
I like to believe so.
But, if we pretend he's not, granted, but he loses the cuteness.

I wish for a cool looking Dragon Eevee THAT IS NOT PINK!

 

[Lycanthropy]

Purple?

I wish for the move Base as counterpart to Acid.

 

[Meadow]

Hold on, gimme a second.

I wish for a cool looking Dragon Eevee THAT IS NOT PINK!

Purple?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ten hours later* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Okay, I'm done. xD *clears throat* Granted, but now Pokémon types are dictated by the pH scale!

I wish for all of OR/AS's new Mega forms to be added to X/Y.