Corrupt a Wish

[Zeostar]

Granted, but Darkrai takes over and turns it into nightmare world

I wish that the next game will have the largest region in the series

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but the region consists mainly of forests and small trees block your path everywhere you go!

I wish for the most underrated Pokémon to get a boost in the next game, so players are more willing to use them.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, Tauros gets a boost by swapping out anger point for no gaurd. Enjoy facing horn drill and fissure from him in gen 8.

I wish for Arbok to get a third stage evolution with dragon typing added.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted! Game Freak announces it on April Fools, and it looks like this:

Spoiler:

I wish for Eevee to receive either a Mega or regional variant design, considering the upcoming games!

 

[Resolve]

i can't corrupt that jesus

Granted, but its new appearance is now subpar to the original Eevee.

I wish Eevee was a mascot in a better title.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but hte games aren't announced yet. It will be Let's GO Eevee 2.

I wish for another Pokémon game on 3DS.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but it's only an expansion pack that adds more elements to USUM. It comes at the full price of a 3DS game, too!

I wish for Game Freak not to add GO mechanics in the official Gen 8 games... D:

 

[Janp]

Granted, but they'll add Pokémon Shuffle mechanics in them.

I wish Nintendo would put DPPt on the Nintendo Eshop.

 

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but it's Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu Edition instead.

I wish that Fairy doesn't have weakness against Steel.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted. It is now weak to every type but Steel.

I wish the cocoon Pokémon (bar Charjabug, of course) never existed.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but now it takes first-stage bugs ages to evolve, like Larvesta!

I wish Glaceon wasn't so frail.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but in the process of buffing it up, it starts to look like an ugly version of Avalugg. (Yes, even uglier.)

I wish the Switch weren't so bloody expensive so that I can actually afford the Let's Go games.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. The switch now is free, but you have to chop off one of your hands.

I wish Bruxish evolved into Sharpedo

 

[The Blue Froakster]

Granted, but Bruxish would become exclusive, whats worse, the Sharpedo from Bruxish only know selfdestruct and splash.

I wish for corruption in the Kanto region.

 

[EmTheGhost]

Granted - it's save file corruption D: Noooooooooo

I wish Doduo had an alternate evolution that only had two heads!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but those two heads are human.

I wish for a main series Pokemon game that is set far in the past like medieval times with old style clothes and castles and speech.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but in those times humans didn't have ways to catch and tame Pokémon; there are no trainer battles, and most Pokémon are feared and shunned. D:

I wish for the next evil team to be based off hackers who invade PCs for their own gain!

 

[XNaut]

Granted, your stored Pokemon in PC will be stolen and you won't get them back till you defeat the evil team which is near the end game.

I wish Blissey had the same curls just like Chansey.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you have to take Blissey to a special salon in-game to get that hair style and pay 50 lucky eggs, 100 heart scales, 70 big pearls, 200 gold nuggets and 80 rare candies!

I wish Espeon's shiny was black and the gem in its forehead gold.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it gets constantly mistaken for Umbreon,

I wish TM's were reusable in the earlier generations.