Corrupt a Wish

[PageEmp]

Granted. Pokemon is now owned by an intensely greedy company that makes the games unplayable unless you pay gallons of money.

I wish Torterra had a high speed stat.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's physical attack and defense stat is what it's speed stat used to be.

I want third games again like Emerald and Crystal etc.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but the only shop that sells them is at the peak of Mount Everest.

I wish happiness evolutions were quicker.

 

[faf]

Granted, they will now always have zero happiness towards you and therefore disobey you.

I wish there was a Sun Ball.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it only work on Solrock and has only a 0.0000000000001% chance to catch it.

I wish for Pokémon that will never exist.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, it's stuck in a bad egg in your box.

I wish to swim on a Floatzel

 

[GalarianPokefan]

You will break the Floatzel's back.

I wish for a Boltund in real life!

 

[Figment]

Granted. It was deposited into your Pokemon Storage System, oh wait, those don't exist in real life, whoops.

I wish that all of the rest of the starters were added into the Crown Tundra DLC.

 

[pkmin3033]

Granted! But you have to purchase them with real money. Have fun!

I wish Pokemon and Digimon would finally have an official crossover.

 

[Lunar]

Granted, but it's region locked exclusively for Zimbabwe.

I wish the rumours about going to the moon in Emerald were actually true.

 

[pkmin3033]

Granted! But going there makes your cartridge melt, rendering it and your system unusable. And you definitely don't want to try doing it on an emulator...

I wish that Arceus was actually real and the Creator Deity of this planet.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, but it turns out we are all secretly mons.

I wish Normal had more weaknesses.

 

[Figment]

Granted, but now Normal is super effective against every single type, including Ghost

I wish for Sinnoh remakes in 2021.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. I gets an incredulously moronic storyline that is different from the original, causing everyone to be disappointed and forget that they enjoyed the original generation.

I wish Nuzlockes were canon and we get a spinoff that implements a Nuzlocke mode.

 

[GalarianPokefan]

Granted. it's a Japanese exclusive spin-off with bad graphics.

I wish Eevee had a new eevelution which is different based of it's gender

 

[pkmin3033]

Granted, but they're version exclusives and the requirements for getting them are infuriatingly obtuse.

I wish that the main series of Pokemon titles would go back to sprite-based visuals.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. People complain about how outdated the games look, and unable to take the backlash, the programmers end the franchise.

I wish LGPE had the entire pokedex. Not just new evos, everything introduced until then.

 

[Aldo]

Granted, but they're just in the Pokédex and nowhere else.

I wish to have the next poster transform into a Pokémon and become my friend.

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, but I never leave you alone and always disobey your orders

I wish there were more than eight Gyms in future games

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now I've become your least-favorite Pokémon

I really wish more people would adore Snivy as much as I do