Corrupt a Wish

[Zeostar]

Granted, but shrek knocks on your door. It's all ogre for you.

I wish for better luck with finding shiny pokemon.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they can't be caught... you just get to look at them =3

I wish for a new type of Poke Ball.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get the Waste Ball! Poké Ball success rate, but ten times as expensive and, the more you use them in one wild encounter, the less effective they become!

I wish for a black and white coloured Shiny form for Gardevoir!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it can only assume that shiny form once a year on your birthday!

I wish for better version differences!

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Don't we all... Granted, but the cost of the games doubles as a result! (and that's before the DLC :p)

I wish there was a Pokemon x Rune Factory(style) game!

 

[PhantorGlam]

Granted, but you will be hunted by a Regieleki all the time and if he touches you, you die in the most painful way someone could imagine (you can not defeat him).

I wish for all the bulky pokemon to have literally 500 SDef and Def stats.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they have 0 in everything else.

I wish for a Fairy type Regi =3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a floating heart shaped Regi with red eyes! But now, you are stuck with it!

I wish for a Pokémon MMO!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it shuts down right when you join. "Darn it gardevior you led the cops here".

I wish for HM's to stay gone forever.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now all ride Pokemon that show up in the games are visibly in chains...

I wish Glaceon had a better shiny =\

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, but then GF decides to give up on the whole 'shiny thing' forever! :p

I wish that there would be no more HOME locked Pokemon...

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can only bring them in to picnic with you and they will eat all your ingredients while you're still making a sandwich.

I wish for an Ice type mythical.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get Articusnowball!

Spoiler:

I wish for a Fighting Pokémon game with all evolved Pokémon and Legendaries as characters!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can only play as either Mario or Luigi. Your opponents get to be all the Pokemon :fufu:

I wish for an evolution for Kecleon.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! You get Kekonidas, the warrior chameleon who only uses kicking moves to attack!

I wish we could pet our Pokemon in Gen 9.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they become overly clingy and demand to be petted 24/7, not giving you any time to actually play the game aside from being a petting simulator!

I wish for Flapple and Appletun to get evolutions as well and not just Dipplin.
Kinda weird they didn't just give dipplin an evo straight away as well.

 

[Orion☆]

Granted. Those two can now evolve into Hydrapple as well. Don't ask how, just go along with it.
Mind you, I unironically wanted this to happen. Hydrapple has quickly become one of my favourite Gen 9 Mons.

I wish for all Pokémon to have a second Shiny form.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they all get Espeon's nuclear Green as a second shiny, except for Espeon which gets one of those almost-impossible-to-tell-apart-from-the-original shinies as it's second shiny.

I wish Golisopod had a secondary or Hidden ability.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Congrats, it now also has Truant, you're welcome. ^^

I wish there were no 'single use' held items.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, those items are now scrapped entirely and will never be replaced by something multi-use!

I wish to hatch a shiny Moon Ball eevee during Christmas