Corrupt a Wish

[Charcadet121]

Here you go!




I wish to be able to fly!

 

[ReKoil]

"Ooooo Tinkaton... we got us another mon that wants to fly... could you give them a whack with your hammer?" 😙

Granted, a Tinkaton now follows you around and sends you flying on your request

I wish Iron Leaves and Walking Wake weren't event exclusive.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, they are now released in yet another wave of paid DLC that only includes one of them that depends on your version, and it costs more than the base game! ^^

I wish that Absol had made it into S/V.

 

[Charcadet121]

Granted, but this Absol is actually a Paradox Pokémon named Iron Blade, and it can only be caught once per save data!

I wish to not make a wish.

 

[Citra La Magicienne]

Granted; everyone else's wishes now apply to you. You never wished for those ones!

I wish to take over PokeCommunity!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, everyone else leaves

I wish for a Glaceon robot pet that freezes things for me! :fufu:

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! It will freeze anything or anyone you tell it to! And it will freeze anything and anyone you don't tell it to! Actually, it'll pretty much freeze everything whether you say so or not... Brrrr.

I wish I had a bag that has as much space as the bags that the protags in Pokemon games use...

 

[Charcadet121]

Granted, I steal Kirby, put a strap around him, and give it to you!

I wish I had a pet Gholdengo.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's made of cheese! Try not to eat it or let it go bad!

Spoiler:

I wish the Clamperl line would be available in SV.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted! But they had to cut a few of the Eeveelutions to make space...

I wish that the full PokeDex will be obtainable in Gen 10!

 

[Charcadet121]

Granted, it costs $999 999 999 999 999. Good luck!

I wish to sleep the entire night.

 

[ReKoil]

Congrats, you just slept for 67 days! Oh were we not talking about a night in the arctic circle? Well.. oops.

I wish for secret bases to return, but with an actual purpose =3

 

[Luci_]

Oh they return alright; As paid DLC for 4.99 a month to use

I wish Furfrou was on the switch games

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they all permanently have 1 HP, without Wonder Guard =3
Oh, and did I mention you need a new rare Herba Mystica just to change between the forms? =\

I wish Keldeo had gotten a paradox form.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. It only exists in a real life time paradox. (...I can't think of anything creative, sorry).

I wish for a pokemon pixar movie.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's just the first season of the anime, remade into a 4 hour pixar style movie =\

I wish you could shiny hunt Glastrier/Spectrier in SV.

 

[Zeostar]

That would be the greatest 4 hours ever.

Granted, but afterwards the glastrier hunts *you*

I wish for the elite four to become the elite 18, featuring all types.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you get the Elite 1025, each of them having a team of 6 of the same Pokémon, from Bulbasaur to the most recent generation's!

I wish the next game to give the possibility to directly control a Pokémon in the environment, to interact with people and other Pokémon alike!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the only interaction they program in is to attack stuff =\

I wish for a Bug type legendary that isn't an event Pokemon.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, the new bug legendary is Bill, or should I say Billdrill. He had another accident with his transporter.



I wish that the main series game pairs always contained all of the regional content from the start, instead of releasing dlc and 3rd game version a year or two later