Corrupt a Wish

[Janp]

Granted, but it now has 10x weakness to Water.

I wish to find my Dragonair underpants that I have as kid.

 

[Aldo]

Granted, but it has a pink Magikarp's drawing now.

I wish that Gen VIII won't have new types.

 

[Janp]

Granted, it has no types at all.

I wish for more Pok?mon without any damaging moves like Pyukumuku.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but the game is now restricted to one type: Ice! I hope you like super long Pok?mon battles! ;)

I wish for a Shinx plush of my very own... that isn't bootleg!

 

[CodeHelmet]

Granted but it?s not the Shinx you were looking for.

I wish for Misty to become better looking than her sisters.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, she looks better but also gets a giant nose.

I wish the Pokemon games had a more clear timeline, with previous events being refereed to more.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but it's such a mess that no one ever will figured it out.

I wish for more branched evolutions.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! More Pok?mon can evolve into trees now! ;)

I wish Rare Candies were easier to obtain.

 

[Resolve]

Granted, but they're useless now in return.

I wish Ultra Balls were cheaper.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but they now have the same catch rate as Poke Balls.

I wish I could play a new gen 8 game on my Nintendo 3DS XL.

 

[Resolve]

Granted, but it's just a demo.

I wish Gen 6 had more to offer.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, it now has EVERYTHING to offer! But the game has to be split into countless different cartridges in order to fit it all in. :P Something collectors might enjoy, at least!

I wish for certain Pok?mon to have their shinies officially recoloured into something less... evil. xD

 

[Resolve]

Granted, but they're recolored to their originals. You can't even call it shiny anymore.

I wish I won even a single battle last month.

 

[Aldo]

Granted, you won while dreaming.

I wish Johto had 2 Elite Four.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, after defeating the first Elite Four, you move on straight to the second Elite Four without healing your Pokemon.

I wish I had a chance to participate in the Battle Tree instead of not being interested in it.

 

[Resolve]

Granted, but you lose interest again soon after.

I wish Alola had another island.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but to gain access to it, you need Master Rank in the Battle Royal and a win streak of 100 in the Battle Tree! @__@

I wish these fake starters will turn out to be the official designs after all!

 

[Resolve]

Granted, official only in your head. :>

I wish Sigilyph had better stats.

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Granted, but it no longer has access to Calm Mind or Cosmic Power so no more trolling me in randbats!

I wish for Gen 8 to have 150+ new Pok?mon with good designs, so that can't be corrupted! ;)

 

[strangerhypno]

Granted but they get the gen 2 treatment where most of them have crummy stats.

I wish Diglett and Dugtrio's underground body would be revealed already.