Ok, this clarifies a lot. I was really confused at first ><Damn, that was one good vest, thought God as he staggered back to his room...
Okay so now that I'm home I can actually make a good post.
I'm the thief (aka God the Pirate), I stole a fluffy bidoof-fur vest from a wonderful target that makes me happy with whoever the blacksmith is, and I got n0'd. Luckily the vest was real and I am alive to tell my tale!
It seems he got killed for visiting granny.
Also guys, should i use this gun?
I'm not entirely sure if I feel comfortable revealing who I stole the vest from, at least, directly revealing.
You might be able to figure it out ;)