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All variations of chocolate is delicious. No variant has proven me otherwise.
Dark chocolate is too bitter for me, and I mean, if I'm going to eat chocolate I'm not going to worry about how healthy it is. It's chocolate.
Yeah all this "dark chocolate is healthy!" is cracking me up. How many people out there are thinking "I really want to consume 500 calories of chocolate chip cookies, let me make sure they're healthy first!"
White chocolate is superior to both dark and milk imo. Once my boyfriend and his roommates bought a 95% dark chocolate bar because they thought it would be good and then as a rite of passage all guests had to eat a square of it and try not to puke.
Dark chocolate IS healthy, but obviously in moderation.
I don't know what bar your boyfriend got, but there are different types of cacao beans and different ones give different flavours. Certain ones give off the "bitter" taste that you know, and those ones are the ones that are most common so they usually bulk them into bars that are cheaper. Good quality dark chocolate wont necessarily have that.
Chocolate, wine, liquor, and coffee have that similarity that they can be "full bodied" or have a certain type of "finish" to their tastes.. and it's what can make them really unique. Seems like you're pretty much mocking dark chocolate but I am a bit sad that you haven't considered appreciating the cocoa bean for what it is in its raw form. It's fair enough to love white chocolate before all other stuff though, and I wouldn't dismiss your personal tastes (I'm not going to tell you that one type is BETTER than another, because that's down to personal preference.) However, I'm letting you know that processed right and from a good quality bean, it doesn't need LOADS added sugars or butters to be palatable- but a little bit can help bring out its natural flavour. (Like adding a touch of butter and salt to a baked potato or lovely scrambled duck-egg!) That's why good dark bars may still hover around the 80% cacao content mark as it's all about balance.
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I love my chocolate.
I am mocking the idea that most people are eating chocolate for its health benefits. Trust me, I've gotten mocked way more for my love of white chocolate than anyone is ever going to get from me about their like of dark chocolate. I will laugh when they claim it's about health benefits though, and not a personal preference for dark chocolate. My biggest secret: I don't drink red wine because a glass at night is healthy, I drink red wine because I prefer it to other kinds of wine.
You're taking a funny story about a chocolate bar that no one liked way too seriously. We didn't force anyone not to like it. They did that all their own. I don't remember what bar he got either because this was literally years ago. All I remember is that it was a ridiculously high chocolate content (might have been 99%, I can't remember), everyone who likes dark chocolate thought it would be good, and they all hated it.