Dirty thoughts.

Oh god.
It feels weird telling this to everyone.

Okay, so... No one here really knows me.

In real life, I take a dose of dirty thoughts at least everyday. I think of it, make jokes about it, and I sometimes mishear things.

God, all of you will not want to know how dirty and perverted I am.

I misheard our librarian say, "You're helping our library build an ******** erection."
 
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Do you discuss them with other people?
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Isn't that the point of this thread? lol.

Unless you mean outside the internet... Well, at least half my friends I know has admitted to watching porn and I admitted so as well so that's that.
 
Considering the fact that I'm in a sexually active relationship with my girlfriend that I see everyday, all the time. However, I think it's perfectly normal as I am a teenage boy and that's what goes on up there.
 
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I embrace my perverted thoughts. I don't talk about them with my family, I just let most of my friends know that I'm a pervert and if they feel comfortable with it then I'll probably mention my dirty thoughts all the time with them. I don't really care what anyone thinks, it is probably the only downside to my personality and i'm fine with that.
 
The fact that I got that fetish thread locked for posting too much should indicate that I don't have the purest of thoughts running through my mind. I try and contain myself when in public but while I'm home I just embrace whatever it is I'm feeling. I think the fact that I'm never comfortable talking about the stuff I'm into with people in my day to day life contributes to my perverted nature and taboo fantasies.

Or maybe that's just an excuse and I'm a natural born freak haha.
 
Oh wow this thread!

For the most part, I don't think too many dirty thoughts cross my mind but I'm not sure cause I don't pay enough attention to them. *Cue hyper awareness for the next few weeks*

A lot of the time I'll say something and my boyfriend follows up with a "That's what she said" and then the dirties start.

Still, this makes me think of a quote in Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

"I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
 
I don't have very many dirty thoughts. Usually, if I do, it happens when someone else has said something (which can be taken dirty), then cracks up. I don't tend to immediately think of the dirty definitions or anything.

That being said, my friends have begun to.. ah.. instruct me in what words mean what in the dirty-minded world. So yes, I discuss it a bit with them, but that's it haha. I'm rather a noob when it comes to the world of dirty thinking.
 
My libido is everlasting, my kingdom, strong.

As for my thoughts, the ancient Egyptians would think I was a freak if they knew them.
The ancient Egyptians had no word for 'virgin'.


Oh, and, Gav, it's every 7 seconds, not 13.
 
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Eh pretty much every waking moment of the day. Nah jk, well, that used to be me when I was like 14. Anyways, same as Everlark I don't think them unless I see or hear something that promotes it.
 
Whenever anything comes up about mature rated video games, there is the moment my mind gets dirty. And it's really hard to get it out with that, and watching some content from the game. Nothing else seems to make me think dirty.
 
I wouldn't say I have dirty/naughty thoughts, but I can be at times perverted only to people who I know will understand and take it as humour XD I won't direct it at a person though, it'll just be a perverted comment XP
 
I used to get them almost all day up until the past month or two I have kind of changed... now they only happen when I try to sleep and that's if they happen. Likr maybe once or twice in the day but not everyday. I just kinda became a total virgin I guess.
 
i dont usually, and i try not to since im a christian and im not supposed to have thos thoughts until marriage, but when i do its either of other people, not necesarilly me, like me and my 2 best friends all spent the night with each other, and they both talked about the most dirtiest things ive ever heard from a friend or from any 10th grader ever. and i was sitting there like "i kissed a girl and i liked it.." but if its about a girl i like, then yes sometime, but mostly just making out. if i am feeling a little horny, then maybe a little...grabbing... haha but i try not to as hard as a can lol
 
Mmm, I get dirty thoughts all the time. I do mostly keep them to myself (or share them with my boyfriend), but I'm certainly not ashamed at all.
 
Vanille Sky said:
I wouldn't say I have dirty/naughty thoughts, but I can be at times perverted only to people who I know will understand and take it as humour XD I won't direct it at a person though, it'll just be a perverted comment XP
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Same here. I have people to talk dirty stuff to and I do exactly that :P
 
Well not unless I don't want to, but yes, I can think up a dirty thought in an instant, with dialogue, background and everything in between (if u got dis joke u dirty). I guess its one of the perks in being a writer/painter.

No I don't believe that I actually share these thoughts with other people seeing that I have no real reason to do so.
 
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