Okay, so I'm going to take a quick look at everything shown at E3 and I'm going to tell you what's "cool" and what's "lame." First off is the stuff I saw for Microsoft conference:
- Microsoft's ass-kissing (Lame): the only reason your console is even selling in the first place is because Xbox fanboys have easily forgiven you for how you were planning on screwing them over before the launch of the console with overemphasis on TV, a $500 starting price, required Kinect, restricting game re-sales, and so much more BS. Don't act like I haven't forgotten and don't try to kiss up to me, because I still haven't forgiven you yet and your praise of the gamer-base comes off as condescending. Also, your overemphasis on making sure the Xbox this year was going to be about games was pathetic. Yeah, you're all about games…which is what a console should be about in the first place. You act as if a console is normally supposed to be about something other than games (it shouldn't be). Saying you're all about games on a gaming console isn't revolutionary, it's expected. Idiot.
- Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (Lame): Wow, another Call of Duty. Yawn. I haven't followed this franchise since Modern Warfare 1 and I don't plan on starting again, even with the pseudo-futurism. In fact, it looks more like the hundreds of other futuristic first-person shooters that have already been released. Pass.
- Forza Motorsport 5 (Lame): Another racing game. Nothing special.
- Assassin's Creed Unity (Cool): I'll admit, I wasn't big on Black Flag because of the pirate gimmick, but it looks like they did away with it this time, so I guess I might give it a chance if it's also on PS4.
- Dragon Age: Inquisition (Cool): I might give this a try on PC, though.
- Sunset Overdrive (Cool): Too bad it's on Xbox One only, which I won't be getting anytime soon.
- Fable Legends (Lame): Likely to be more promises the developers can't keep. Just like all the other Fable games.
- Halo 5: Guardians (Lame): Yawn, another Halo game for jocks to play and choke on wimpy-ass regenerating health and shields.