Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

Dakota said:
This one time, at band camp...

Oh I'll just leave it right there...YEAH one for quagmire...

BOO ya!
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That's a reference to Quagmire, the sicko on Family Guy right?

Quagmire: I was just jerking... out of bed!

Can't wait for the all-new Family Guy episodes in January 2005!
 
I have another one that I thought of while answering a PM. o_o; We were at this huge Galleria mall, that had an ice skating rink inside. Well, I decided to try it out for the first time, and it was not as simple as it looked. On normal skates I'm really graceful, but on ice skates... I just plain stink. x_x; I fell down about 10 times, which caused the back of my jeans to get really wet. (All over the back, actually.) So I got to walk around the mall for several more hours with a huge spot on my pants. Not fun.
 
Lol, I remember you telling me about that one XD

Anyways, I have one that happened not too long ago.Me and a bunch of friends were playing football on a trampoline(Don't ask, we just do crazy things like that), when one of my friends nails another one.The one that got hit fell of, but his leg got stuck on it.He was just dangling upside down, laughing extremely hard.Surprisingly, he did not get hurt at all
 
I was going to go ice skating the other day with my friends, but we decided not to. We were all going to hold onto the rails anyway! Hehe...

The trampoline thing reminds me of another one....
Some of my friends and I were at my neighbor's house bouncing on their trampoline,(with permission of course) when the thing happened to me. You know how there are springs on the sides of the trampoline to hold it up? Well, when I was bouncing (I went really high that time) I didn't hit the trampoline. One of my legs fell into one of the holes between two of the many springs on the trampoline, and my other leg was dangling off the trampoline. My friends asked if I was ok, and I said I was, suprisingly it didn't hurt.....than I fell off hehe.
 
Pokemaster3000 said:
well... here goes my friend's embarrasment....
It was the school play night and he was on stage with other ppl doing a dance. and then.... his pants nearly fell open.... the costume had a lace holding the pants from the shoulder and one tore... seconds later he was off the stage... the other lace tore aswell...
HIS PANTS FELL OPEN.... lucky he had his unlucky underpants....

heh.... it could happen to anyone...
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What do you mean happen to anyone?
**Dances the newbie dance and pants fall down** ...oh...
 
Oh! I just thought of another one right now! Hehe....

This happened when I lived back in California; I was around 5 then.
Ok, I remember that this Asian woman came to our house and I was a little scared of her because she had one of those red dots on her forehead. (I don't know why I was scared really hehe...it was probably because I never saw it before) Well, my mom was talking to her, and when they saw me, I think they saw that I was looking at the dot. So, the lady then says, "Aw, hi! Would you like one of these on your forehead too?"
And since I was so scared, I replied with a "NOO!!!" and ran away and hid under my bed.
Now that I think back at it....it was pretty funny hehe.....
 
Dude, if she has a red dot on her head she's Indian not Asian, lol. I think they do that as part of their culture and call it their third eye or something. I could be wrong, 'cause I know all the answers, but I never said they were right! ^_~

Hmm, let me think of a funny story...I know (it's not my best because I can't think of any other good ones at the moment)! Okay, I was little probably around 4 years old. My Dad took me to an electronics/computer store and he let me play on the sample computers they have around the store. So, my Dad picked me up and told me is was time to leave--well, I starting screaming bloody murder saying "SOMEBODY HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW HIM!!!!!!!" and I was kicking him and hitting him as I was pretty much draped over his shoulder because I didn't want to leave, lol. ^_^;; The sad part is that Security followed him out of the store since I was making such a scene like he was kidnapping me just because I wanted to play on the computer, lol. He had to convince them that I was his daughter...>_<

Then when I started school...I think I was in first grade. There was a boy that had long hair in a pony-tail in my class. Now, I had never seen a boy with long hair--only girls, obviously. So, I went up to him and said "Why are you wearing your hair like that? You're a boy...it looks stupid." Well, the boy went home so upset and crying, lol, and his Mom called my teacher. Afterwards when my Mom went in for Parent-Teacher Conferences, the teacher told my Mom I had said that...but my teacher understood after my Mom explained my boy cousins and uncles never wore their hair like that so I wouldn't have known better, lol. Now I know because anime has so many guys with long hair! ^_^

LASTLY! This one happened to my parents before I was born and lived across the hall from my aunt and uncle in an only 8-apartment complex before they bought a house. It has a somewhat funny ending. One night my aunt and uncle had a huge fight late at night so of course, everyone in the small place would get up and listen to what was going on for a little entertainment...O_o; After it ended and went back to bed, my parents said you could hear all the toilets flushing in the place at once because they all probably thought, "While I'm up, might as well use the bathroom." It was just so funny how my Mom told it to me, lol. Okay, that's it...I know it's not stand-up comedy material but hey, I figured I could say it in funny/embarrassing stories...^_^;
 
Lol, those are funny stories. ^_^ Well, I have one that happened the other day. It probably won't make you laugh out loud, but it was funny if you had been there.

My mom and I had gone to town to get my hair cut again, since my bangs were getting long. Afterwards we decided to stop by this pizza restaraunt for some lunch. I had been through the whole pizza buffet, and decided that I wanted some salad too. Since vegetables aren't fattening, and I was hungry, I got a large amount and sat back down. (Which I wish that I hadn't done. x_x; Smaller is better.) While I was talking to my mom, I accidently hit the plate and ALL of the salad spilt down on my new pants, including the ton of dressing and other vegetables that I had. As if that wasn't bad enough, our table was nearly out of paper towels, and when I tried to reach over to the other one I knocked over that roll too. O_o (I was pretty much helpless because if I moved the rest of my body all of the salad would've gone everywhere on the floor and seat.) Then, of course, a cute waiter had to walk past us and look down to see me acting like a dummy. XD

So that's it. Another story from the Queen of Klutziness. >_>
 
Sayuri no Hoshi said:
Dude, if she has a red dot on her head she's Indian not Asian, lol. I think they do that as part of their culture and call it their third eye or something. I could be wrong, 'cause I know all the answers, but I never said they were right! ^_~

Hmm, let me think of a funny story...I know (it's not my best because I can't think of any other good ones at the moment)! Okay, I was little probably around 4 years old. My Dad took me to an electronics/computer store and he let me play on the sample computers they have around the store. So, my Dad picked me up and told me is was time to leave--well, I starting screaming bloody murder saying "SOMEBODY HELP ME! I DON'T KNOW HIM!!!!!!!" and I was kicking him and hitting him as I was pretty much draped over his shoulder because I didn't want to leave, lol. ^_^;; The sad part is that Security followed him out of the store since I was making such a scene like he was kidnapping me just because I wanted to play on the computer, lol. He had to convince them that I was his daughter...>_<

Then when I started school...I think I was in first grade. There was a boy that had long hair in a pony-tail in my class. Now, I had never seen a boy with long hair--only girls, obviously. So, I went up to him and said "Why are you wearing your hair like that? You're a boy...it looks stupid." Well, the boy went home so upset and crying, lol, and his Mom called my teacher. Afterwards when my Mom went in for Parent-Teacher Conferences, the teacher told my Mom I had said that...but my teacher understood after my Mom explained my boy cousins and uncles never wore their hair like that so I wouldn't have known better, lol. Now I know because anime has so many guys with long hair! ^_^

LASTLY! This one happened to my parents before I was born and lived across the hall from my aunt and uncle in an only 8-apartment complex before they bought a house. It has a somewhat funny ending. One night my aunt and uncle had a huge fight late at night so of course, everyone in the small place would get up and listen to what was going on for a little entertainment...O_o; After it ended and went back to bed, my parents said you could hear all the toilets flushing in the place at once because they all probably thought, "While I'm up, might as well use the bathroom." It was just so funny how my Mom told it to me, lol. Okay, that's it...I know it's not stand-up comedy material but hey, I figured I could say it in funny/embarrassing stories...^_^;
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Oh Indian! Sorry Chrystina! Sorry Indian woman who wanted to put an extra eye on my head! Hehe....

Funny stories too!

I actually just remember something funny that happened to my mom. (I was there though)
We were driving to Target and, as usual, it was completely crowded; there were no empty parking spaces anywhere. After searching for a bit, my mom finally found a spot and was heading for it. Well, this other tricky lady knew we saw it first, but took the parking spot from the other side. This aggravated my mom quite a bit, but lucky enough a person just pulled out. So we parked, and since my mom only needed to get a few things, we just stayed in the car. My mom was still angry about the lady taking her spot, and she could tell the other lady knew she was because she started walking faster. Rumor in the family goes, that when my mom caught up to the lady, she pinched her. My mom denies it though! It was hilarious the firstt time we heard it and we often tease her about it.
Hehe.......

Oh and Kayleigh, I think something like that happened to me before too hehe...
 
Sorry for double posting, but here's another one!

About a year ago, my friends, my mom, my sisters and I went to Burger King. (This was one of the Burger Kings that had that in-door playground thing) My friends and I were sliding down the tubes. The thing is, we were sliding on those trays they give you to hold your food. It was so much fun! We we were sliding down really fast! Since I'm a bit lighter than my friends, I would always rocket right out at the end of the slide, halfway across the room; my friends would slow down at the end. All the moms and kids (including my mom and sisters) were clapping and laughing when we came out. Later on, I decided to stop because I scratched myself on something when I came out. Lucky thing I did. Whe I stopped, the manager barged into the room. He demanded everyone that was sliding to get down with these words...
"If you're sliding on the trays, you're wrong!" (the way he said it made everyone laugh a bit hehe....)
Well, one of my friends heard him, but my other friend was already sliding down. The manager guy stood right in front of the exit to the tube, right when my friend slid out. My friend quickly dropped his tray, and crawled over to us. The manager just left after that. I'm SO glad I wasn't sliding down. I would've crashed right into the guy making both of us fly across the room.........and probably getting us banned from the restaurant.
PHEW! Hehe......
 
100marios said:
Sorry for double posting, but here's another one!

About a year ago, my friends, my mom, my sisters and I went to Burger King. (This was one of the Burger Kings that had that in-door playground thing) My friends and I were sliding down the tubes. The thing is, we were sliding on those trays they give you to hold your food. It was so much fun! We we were sliding down really fast! Since I'm a bit lighter than my friends, I would always rocket right out at the end of the slide, halfway across the room; my friends would slow down at the end. All the moms and kids (including my mom and sisters) were clapping and laughing when we came out. Later on, I decided to stop because I scratched myself on something when I came out. Lucky thing I did. Whe I stopped, the manager barged into the room. He demanded everyone that was sliding to get down with these words...
"If you're sliding on the trays, you're wrong!" (the way he said it made everyone laugh a bit hehe....)
Well, one of my friends heard him, but my other friend was already sliding down. The manager guy stood right in front of the exit to the tube, right when my friend slid out. My friend quickly dropped his tray, and crawled over to us. The manager just left after that. I'm SO glad I wasn't sliding down. I would've crashed right into the guy making both of us fly across the room.........and probably getting us banned from the restaurant.
PHEW! Hehe......
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YOU PUT YOUR BUTT ON THE TRAYS? AW! Nasty! >_< I would've laughed anyway, lol.

I have a funny but scary story (Not that scary, but it could've been!). This happened a few years ago when I actually had time to eat in the morning before school. I was toasting a bagel and went to go and watch TV. My Dad took it out and buttered it for me once the toaster went off. Nice so far, right? I came back out, looked at it, and it didn't look as crispy and toasted as I wanted it so I put it back in the toaster oven. All of a sudden the butter dripped down onto the heated grate thing on the bottom and the whole inside of the toaster burst into flames...lol...O_o;; So I started screaming and my Mom came flying into the kitchen and goes "PULL THE PLUG OUT!" but she ran over and did it herself, lol. My Dad just looked at me blankly and shook his head slowly...I was so DUMB for starting a grease fire, lol. My Mom was like, "Well, I hope you'd know enough to do that [pulling the plug out] if you were home alone!" I can't believe I did that...lol. I still ate the burnt bagel, too...^_^;;
 
Sayuri no Hoshi said:
YOU PUT YOUR BUTT ON THE TRAYS? AW! Nasty! >_< I would've laughed anyway, lol.

I have a funny but scary story (Not that scary, but it could've been!). This happened a few years ago when I actually had time to eat in the morning before school. I was toasting a bagel and went to go and watch TV. My Dad took it out and buttered it for me once the toaster went off. Nice so far, right? I came back out, looked at it, and it didn't look as crispy and toasted as I wanted it so I put it back in the toaster oven. All of a sudden the butter dripped down onto the heated grate thing on the bottom and the whole inside of the toaster burst into flames...lol...O_o;; So I started screaming and my Mom came flying into the kitchen and goes "PULL THE PLUG OUT!" but she ran over and did it herself, lol. My Dad just looked at me blankly and shook his head slowly...I was so DUMB for starting a grease fire, lol. My Mom was like, "Well, I hope you'd know enough to do that [pulling the plug out] if you were home alone!" I can't believe I did that...lol. I still ate the burnt bagel, too...^_^;;
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They always clean them! And besides, I was wearing pants! Hehe.....

Wow, all that because of a little butter! Careful!........how did it taste by the way? Hehe....

I'm thinking of more....
 
Imakuni? said:
i will never eat bk again eewy!
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We live in entirely different countries, so you shouldn't have anything to worry about hehe...

Oh! I just thought of two more! One for now though! My dad and little sister were teasing me about it, so that's how I remembered this one hehe...
Here goes!

My dad, little sister and I just got out of the theaters after watching Pokemon Heroes. This was in May of last year. My mom was going to come and pick us up, so we decided to visit the little arcade place around the corner. I was still in deep thought about the movie, so I didn't say much. When we went inside, my sister saw one of those crane games that had candy in them. The kind that let you "keep trying until you win!". Well, I decided to step up and give it a go for my little sister. She wanted a certain candy bar that she pointed out, so I was trying to get it. The strange thing was, that there was an empty wrapper of a candy bar inside the machine. I tried to manuver around, and tried many times to get the candy bar she wanted, but couldn't get it....
That's when I really got determined. I aimed right for it, and lowered the crane into the candy.....
Guess what I got out?
......the empty wrapper!!!
We were all suprised, and the crane machine assumed I won, so it dropped the wrapper down the chute so I could get it.
Then we all started cracking up hehe...
Out of all things.....the wrapper!! Come on!
My dad tried and got it for her though.
It was hilarious hehe....
 
Lol, sounds like something that would happen to me. XD And I remember another story...

My church took my class (They seperated kids in age groups for studying) to this lake place for the day to go swimming, have lunch, play, etc. It was a public area, so there were other people there. Well, I was walking around with all of my friends until my friend Tiffany spotted this guy that everyone thought was cute. I'm very shy, so I wasn't about to say anything, but she shouted over, 'I THINK YOU'RE HOT!' That immediately set off a chain reaction, and all of the other girls started to shout the same thing. I kinda just stood there like 'Ehhh...' while they continued shouting dumb embarrassing stuff. I know it must have embarrassed him, and me too! O_o There were families there, and all of those girls were shouting things to him from way across the lake, lol. It was so embarrassing, and I think it scared him, because he never said a thing back to them. He smiled at me though, so I still can tease them about that. =P
 
Ahhh Kayleigh and her endless stories of embarrassment and clumsiness. *_*;
This isn't the same guy in the other story who you liked is it? o.o;
 
here's one of mine:

I was biking down the road, minding my own buisness, when suddenly this parked car comes out and hits my bike. deciding that this wasn't my day for biking, I decided to walk the dog. then, the same parked car hit me again! I this time went around the car, and walked around the block. them, WHAM! the same parked car, still after me... I finally gave up and went home, but when I was walking into my grandma's driveway, I was attacked by grandma's parked car... then, I was attacked by my gameboy advance, it fell from the sky and hit me in the head! thusly, I named that day, attacking inatimate objects day
 
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