Funny/Embarrassing Stories...

lol, and I really need help on my conversation english. XD; I can hardly speak english with the flight attendents! x_x;
 
Don't worry Miyu, you will get really good at english in a while, just you wait
 
Miyu-chan said:
lol, and I really need help on my conversation english. XD; I can hardly speak english with the flight attendents! x_x;
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I only took me half a year to go from not knowing how to answer "what is my name" to able to chit chat with people (but this is back in grade 3... i'm not *that* dumb you know XD). So within a few months you'll be perfectly fine Miyu-Chan except for the occassional "FOB" insult because of accent... >_< (but you can't do much about that sadly)

Practice makes close to perfect! So just practice english more and more!
 
One time I thought a Falcon Northwest computer was a Ferrari (it has a custom paint job) and I jumped on it trying to find where to insert the key >.> I destroyed it.
 
Lol. I've got another one..

I was with two of my friends at my brother's Boy Scout meeting, and everyone was sitting around the tables talking and stuff. My friend Stephanie was asking everyone this question: "If you were trapped in a car with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out?" She finally came to me and asked that, and I just smiled and replied loudly, "Bust the windows out!!!" Everyone started laughing and explained that if you were trapped inside of a car, all you'd have to do was unlock the doors. >_>; I knew that.
 
I guess my English's okay... u.u With a tint of an accent... >.>;

I was with two of my friends at my brother's Boy Scout meeting, and everyone was sitting around the tables talking and stuff. My friend Stephanie was asking everyone this question: "If you were trapped in a car with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out?" She finally came to me and asked that, and I just smiled and replied loudly, "Bust the windows out!!!" Everyone started laughing and explained that if you were trapped inside of a car, all you'd have to do was unlock the doors. >_>; I knew that.
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lol, I'd say "bust the windows out!" too. n_n; I didn't even think about the unlock the doors thingy. XD;;;
 
Well, I have one but I'm too embarresed to say!
 
Ok.One day I had no bowers on and I was walking around school with no zipper up!
 
I was at the fair once, so I went on this ride that made a buncha people puke.
So I was sitting next to a boy, but I didn't look at him, I kept my head turned away.
After awhile he puked on my arm and I turned to see he was the boy that had a very serious crush on me, so all he could say was, "I'm sorry. But you were in my puking pzath, my dear good shining star..." very very very loud.
Everyone laughed.
I went to the bathroom and washed my arm off.

On the same night, I was watching people on the merry-go-round
and I saw someone fall off. It was very funny.( He was apparently drunk)

I was on the ferris wheel, terrorizing this kid next to me, and I stood up and started shaking the car all crazily and that kid peed his pants. Some guy on the ground with a megaphone and that same kid who puked on me grabbed the megaphone and yelled,"Hey! Rebecca! Hey! Y'all! I puked on her before!!
HEY!"
More 2 come!
 
Kayleigh said:
Lol. I've got another one..

I was with two of my friends at my brother's Boy Scout meeting, and everyone was sitting around the tables talking and stuff. My friend Stephanie was asking everyone this question: "If you were trapped in a car with nothing but a baseball bat, how would you get out?" She finally came to me and asked that, and I just smiled and replied loudly, "Bust the windows out!!!" Everyone started laughing and explained that if you were trapped inside of a car, all you'd have to do was unlock the doors. >_>; I knew that.
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Oh! I heard that one before....and I think I said the same thing hehe. I probably have countless amounts of stories to tell, but right now I can only think of this one, it was dangerous and it goes to show how clumsy and probably spaced out, I am hehe.
It was in the late afternoon and my mom told my two sisters and I to go outside and use the chalk that my little sister got for easter. We were busy drawing (I was making my masterpiece hehe) when it started to get dark. Both my sisters went in but I wanted to finish mine so I stayed outside. Unfortunately for that moment, we had sliding glass doors and behind, we had the screen door. My older sister closed the glass door and didn't close the screen door,so I couldn't tell the door was closed. So I ran up and slammed right into the door.
My sister saw me and thought I was joking because I often do little silly things like that...only not for real hehe. She had to pry me off the door once she found out it was for real though.
 
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I have one--it happened today, actually. I was having a pretty good day back from vacation, until lunch came along. Coming back from the lunch line with my friend, I felt something sort of wet on the back of my thigh on my jeans. Well, it was soup...and I have no idea how it even got there. So I figured, "No big deal, it's just a stain I can cover." Ah, but it only gets better. I went to go throw my tray away and the chocolate milk I hardly drank randomly flung itself backwards and drenched my pants and the bottom of my new shirt. Way to make people think you peed your pants. ^^; Then when I got up to leave, I saw another friend of mine in the hall on the way to the nurse's office so I explained what happened and she said, "Uh...it's on your butt, too!" To make a long story short, I had to wear my gym clothes the rest of the day and look like a scrub...^^;; ANYWAY! That's it. ^_^
 
This one time, at band camp...

Oh I'll just leave it right there...YEAH one for quagmire...

BOO ya!
 
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