Funny Quotes

[Somewhere_]

They can be from anyone, ranging from members of PC, celebrities, etc.

I thought this was hilarious from some random person on Milo Yiannopoulos's Facebook page:

warning: kinda political and potentially inflammatory language

Spoiler:

"Trump almost got brought down by a pussy but in the end hillary brought down by a weiner."

 

[Sirfetch’d]

<insert hamtarotumin quote>

 

[Dewmonic Abyss]

"When you're angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount."

 

[Mr. Meme]

Here are some of my favorites.

"don't git pist!!" -A ROBLOX Group
"It is in fact the peanut house" -Grapes Guy, The Nutshack but Verbose
"George, it is time for you to become a man." -Peppa Pig, Peppa's Basement

 

[El Héroe Oscuro]

 

[User19sq]

"'Always be wary of people who use quotes.' I don't know who said that."
— Murdoc Niccals

 

[Sun]

Every single word said by Donald Trump is funny af. He's the joke of the nation.

 

[dad]

"due today means do today" - my roommate
words to live by unless you have 8 ams, would suggest starting the night before in that case.

 

[Dewmonic Abyss]

Every single word said by Donald Trump is funny af. He's the joke of the nation.

You won't be laughing when you remember Election Day is in 7 days. xD

 

[AmetsuCAT]

Don't be a salad. Be the best goddamn broccoli you can ever be." ~ Pewdiepie

 

[User19sq]

"I cri erytiem"

-Redditor ChewiestOcean4, in this post. It's the spelling that makes me crack up uncontrollably! XDDDDD

Every single word said by Donald Trump is funny af. He's the joke of the nation.

The one thing he said that made me laugh the hardest: "Believe me!"

 

[Sektor]

"Life sucks, and then you die" - GMa

 

[Lusus]

"People like grapes."
"The sky is bigger than the ground."
"Can you hear through your head?"
"Space gravity is different to planet gravity."
-Gavin Free

"What if your legs didn't know they were legs?"
-Barbara Dunkelman impersonating Gavin