Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[VisionofMilotic]

No, buy 19.99 with your dollar. It is more reasonable.

Which hot cocoa brand invented the cocoa tree, was it Nestle or Swiss Miss?

 

[juliorain]

It was China.

What's a cup when you have cones?

 

[Sorviknight]

A cup is a small bowl-shaped container for drinking from, typically having a handle, but also an ornamental trophy in the form of a cup, usually made of gold or silver and having a stem and two handles, awarded as a prize in a contest.

Do I look good today?

 

[Arcaneum]

Consult the Necronomicon for the answer.

What's the quickest way out of town?

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Straight up. Right into space.

Is my existence justified?

 

[Sorviknight]

No, Justified is an ability in Pokémon.

How do I search things on google?

 

[Emilia]

You eat beans.

How do I count how many toes I have?

 

[Aldo]

You travel to the moon so you can see them better.

How do I sleep?

 

[NathanBros]

Pills ingests you.

How long until the aliens?

 

[Sorviknight]

Yeah, I think the aliens are pretty long.

Do you think I can brush my teeth while watching Breaking Bad without dying?

 

[moon]

Without dying, life is meaningless, and so is Breaking Bad.

What should I demand for dinner?

 

[Arcaneum]

The blood of your enemies.

To be, or not to be?

 

[juliorain]

No u!

Should I listen to the rocks?

 

[Simply Dunsparce]

Only if they hit you in the head first.

How do I stop the Vietnam flashbacks of geometric proofs?

 

[Tsutarja]

You wipe your memories, simple!

How do I change the color of the sky?

 

[juliorain]

wear sunglasses

Whats in a snivy?

 

[Aldo]

Lots of Snivy!

How do you drink water?

 

[Tsutarja]

You eat it, right?

How does one make it snow?

 

[ElBurrito]

Spell "wons" backwards.

Why did 7 eat 9?

 

[Sorviknight]

Yeah, I think so.

How do you spell "surrender"?