Game: Stupid Question, Stupid Answer

[Starlight]

Use a white flag as a pen.

What does blue taste like?

 

[ElBurrito]

Like yellow, but different.

If I throw my dog, will a Frisbee catch it?

 

[Sorvete]

I've heard they only do that once in a lifetime.

How can I walk outside?

 

[EmTheGhost]

Don't ever walk inside. Once you've got a handle on that, walk.

How can I cheer myself up when I'm sad?

 

[Sorvete]

Get some pon-pons and start jumping around.

How do I take pictures with my phone?!

 

[Tsutarja]

You turn the phone off, duh

What can I use to help me see in the dark?

 

[Sorvete]

Feline eyes may help.

How do I install Linux on my walkman?

 

[Tsutarja]

Doesn't it just have a USB slot for you to do that?

How do I change the color of the sky?

 

[Sorvete]

Have you tried changing your PC theme?

If a protagonist of a story dies in the first chapter, is it still the protagonist?

 

[Tsutarja]

No, it's the contagonist

Can you see wind?

 

[Sorvete]

No, it's invisible. But if you throw paint at it you'll be able to see.

How do I convert Celsius to Millimetres of mercury?

 

[budube]

Using the Youtube to MP3 convertor

Why are my book's words turned upside down?

 

[Sorvete]

Guess they watched too much Stranger Things.

How do I make it rain?

 

[PageEmp]

By using rain dance.

Whats a leg?

 

[OnomaNunn]

Something that sleeps all night.

What kind of bees produce milk?

 

[Sorvete]

The ones that have a job at the milk factory.

How do I pronounce eggplant?

 

[ElBurrito]

say "eggplant" three times fast. If you don't get it after the third try, you might be doing it wrong.

Can earthworms smell fear?

 

[Sorvete]

Only in a radius of about 70-75 kilometers, their olfactory sense isn't very good.

How do I make an account here?

 

[PageEmp]

By arresting an egg for being white and your racist.

Where does the following link lead me to?
https://www.pokecommunity.com/forumdisplay.php?fn=forum-games

 

[Tsutarja]

It shuts your computer down

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