Grandmafia [IT'S OVER]

[Bidoof FTW]

You were one a thos mo-rans leading the 44' Siege of Bidooftropolis. You killed thousands of my brothers you danged monster.

You can eat my tapioca in hell.

 

[Bidoof FTW]

DEADPOST:


.......................****ing werema

 

[Juno]

[Take] #4

 

[Salzorrah]

Okay so...

Wiz claimed Crazy Cat Lady (who is still alive)
I claimed Veteran (who is still alive and also mentioned)
Juno claimed Werema

so that leaves us with Bard and jd...

also [PICK] Prune #4

EDIT: [PICK] Prune #3

fookin werema

 

[jdthebud]

[Take] #5

 

[Juno]

The great ninja'ing of prunes

Gunner took that one too, jd. :P

 

[Salzorrah]

you had one job and all of us failed miserably... XD

 

[Strange]

[Take] all of them

That might be a little dangerous considering one's a bomb.
Hmm and if one is a bomb, then I'll pick three!
[Take] #3

Hooray for logic!

If it is the bomb it doesn't really matter though because I'm going to die soon anyway. Well I think. I thought I was supposed to die last phase but whatever I'm fine with winning this game before I croak. Everyone needs to claim a role, this game ends today. I hope


Edit: Nevermind my wonderful kitty was just sleeping, weren't you little guy? :3

 

[Salzorrah]

[Take] all of them

That might be a little dangerous considering one's a bomb.
Hmm and if one is a bomb, then I'll pick three!
[Take] #3

Hooray for logic!

If it is the bomb it doesn't really matter though because I'm going to die soon anyway. Well I think. I thought I was supposed to die last phase but whatever I'm fine with winning this game before I croak. Everyone needs to claim a role, this game ends today. I hope


Edit: Nevermind my wonderful kitty was just sleeping, weren't you little guy? :3

... wiz i already claimed 3... the only one left is 1 lmao

 

[Strange]

Umm... I knew that, I was just testing you

[PICK] Prune #1

 

[Juno]

Oh yeah, I got an item last night, so between Bard and jd one of them is the thief and the other is role who gives this thing - if one of them claims the right role then we'll know who to lynch, sound good?

 

[Salzorrah]

OH MY ****ING GOD I FEEL ****ING AMAZING OMFG I FEEL LIKE THE MOST COLORFUL INDIVIDUAL EVER OMFG THIS ****ING WAR HERO JUST SAW THE ****ING LIGHT AND IT IS ****ING AMAZING! WEREMA, CAT LADY YOU GOT TO ****ING SEE THIS **** IM SEEING OMFG

 

[Juno]

Well, my prune was great

 

[Strange]

You have won the game.
In case anyone was wondering it was a Vigenére Cipher, with the code word being "grandmafia"

 

[Juno]

GG

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Honestly that was a somewhat unfair way to decide who wins

But the combination of Ice dying by werema and jd dying by prune basically secured the nursing home victory anyways, so it doesn't entirely matter

 

[Strange]

Everyone is invited to the afterparty! And by everone I mean gunner and I because we're the only ones still alive. :3 :3 :3

 

[Salzorrah]

Best post of Grandmafia imo

but srsly gg guys :) #CatsRule #ISEETHELIGHTANDITS****INGAMAZING

tbf i had to manually change the censors coz censors didnt work lmao xD

 

[Juno]

Man I was recruited literally right before town won ;(
BUT OUR PLAN WOULD HAVE WORKED

At least we got to see Gunner trip on prunes

 

[Salzorrah]

actually my only curse was to post in rainbow text lmao i just think that it would be funnier if i was high also XD