Grill the Pokemon above

[ReKoil]

Nuff said imo

Decidueye

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Decidueye is a bird, feathers, beak, claws and all, yet it isn't even Flight type! What a joke!

Charizard

 

[Zeostar]

I could just say it's overexposed, but I don't care for it much because I think the orange color is an odd choice and it's head is a weird shape.

Barboach

 

[Fairy]

Actual food. Like come on. Not even cute fake food like Vanillish but like an edible species of loach.

Dottler?

 

[Orion☆]

Pretty unremarkable, just like all "cocoon" middle stages. I just dislike the whole line.

Celebi?

 

[Zeostar]

It's lettuce. Legendary lettuce.

Slowpoke.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Slowpoke, just like its evolution, can't understand anything we tell it, even if we PATIENTLY spend half an hour trying to explain it to that stupid, sorry excuse... *ahem* to that pokémon.

Vigoroth.

 

[ReKoil]

Why the clown nose?

Yanmega

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Yanmega is NOT a good choice for a flight, unless you like to feel dizzy and fall on your head! Trust me, I have been there.

Drampa

 

[ReKoil]

It looks goofy.
Also, why are there no pupils in those eyes?

Walrein

 

[Orion☆]

It isn't even half as charming and cute as Spheal and Sealeo are. Spheal deserves a better final stage (and I'm taking it upon my hanfs to design one at the moment.)

Hisuian Zoroark?

 

[Fairy]

Just because you have three immunities, good resistances, only take super effective damage from Dark types, and have surprisingly good coverage DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT! Go upstairs, put on something decent, comb your hair, and wash out that RED! My god, you're going to prom, not a rave.

And while we're picking on the emo kids….

Lycanroc [Midnight]

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

A punk hairstyle ? Bright red and white colors ? Where does it think it is ? At a "most garish and messy" contest ?

Alakazam ?

 

[ReKoil]

It must really love ice cream if it has spoons as part of it's body.

Rapidash ?

 

[Zeostar]

Evolves from Ponyta so late you would think this line came out of Unova.

Salazzle

 

[ReKoil]

a Pokemon who keeps a harem.... really?

The winner of competitions between Salazzle is decided by which one has the most male Salandit with it.

Chimchar

 

[Fairy]

Saying "lol another fire monkey lame" is such low hanging fruit.. So, let me instead remind you that it is canonically confirmed that the flame Chimchar emits comes out of its ass and is fueled by gasses in its stomach. Your Pokémon has perma-fire-farts. Enjoy.

Archen

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

What is with these carnival colours ? This feathered lizard should have stayed a fossil!

Magneton ?

 

[Orion☆]

Otherwise good Mon with pitifully narrow movepool. That's pretty sad.

Gengar?

 

[Fairy]

Yeah, awesome that the ONE Pokémon meant to challenge Alakazam in Gen I has a secondary Poison typing. Thanks for that. On top of being a total glass cannon and requiring a trade evolution. Despite how much I genuinely like Gengar, it took a LONG time before it became actually useful. Sometimes the juice ain't worth the squeeze. :/

Lastly, close your damn mouth, Gengar, it ain't cute. And get a new goddamn shiny form.

Bellossom?