Grill the Pokemon above

Why is this One Trick Pony not even good at its one trick?!?! It will always get outsped and one shot.

Shuckle
 
Boi ain't even bronze. Ya had one job! Oh and if you're thinking. "But bronze can develop a blue-ish color when exposed to oxygen! It has a patina!" yesh thanks, good to know my Pokémon is being slowly corroded away. ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)

Honchkrow?
 
lol who?


Riolu
 
Ya, cool. Instead of my Scyther evolving into a badass, sleek Steel/Bug.. I get this stone, lumpy, "Axe wielding" Rock... thing? I thought Haxorus was the definitive Axe Pokémon, anyway. No, Kleavor looks like it fell into cement, got out, and then rolled around in the mud until it dried under a scoring sun. Miss me with that mess.

Floatzel.
 
You know, clouds are just condensed bodies of icy water vapor? And what that vapor needs to attach itself to something in order to conjoin into that cloud structure is more often than not, microscopic bits of dust, pollution, and skin cells that assist in cloud cohesion! So whenever you hug your Altaria, just know that you're inhaling tiny particles of other people and their germs. :')

Pancham?
 
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