Help with me and my "girlfriend"

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    Please help me!I dont know how to put this, but people keep teasing me and if anyone sees us together they laugh!Any advice
     
    Ignore them maybe?
    If you really cared, then you wouldn't mind what other people think of you being together.
    If you just want to 'hit it and quit it', then you're probably a douchebag, but I'm not one to judge.
     
    Laugh back. They're pathetic. Tell them that at least you have someone that you love. Maybe you should just comment that at least you have her, and the only person they can get to love them back is their own mother.

    Besides, you're 9. Lots of 9 year olds are douches. Some are pretty cool and decent (like you) but I think that the other ones are doing it to get a reaction from you and that's it. :/
     
    if you love your gf , ignore them .they are stupid and jealous cause they have no girl friends
     
    Imo, threaten to jump off a building, that way she would either have to A) stay with you, or B) let you jump and have that on her concious.


    (Also, the internet isn't he best place for serious answers)
     
    u will learn when ur older that girlfriends or girls in general r a disease and evil..they r all out to get you...just warning you ahead of time
     
    I ask one thing, you are 9 years old and have a girlfriend? You should be playing on the playground still, not dating u_u

    "Wtf; he's nine, and can still get a date?"
    My thoughts exactly.

    >_>

    For now; stay away from girls, they can do things..
     
    Just ignore them. Trust me. In a few years, there the ones who are gonna look stupid. Then you can get revenge and tease them back. :D
     
    Just ignore them. Trust me. In a few years, there the ones who are gonna look stupid. Then you can get revenge and tease them back. :D

    You want him to act like them?
    ...

    Then what's the difference between him and them, eh?
     


    You want him to act like them?
    ...

    Then what's the difference between him and them, eh?

    Well, the damage is already done. But yeah, Christian's right. Don't say anything if your gonna go my way (which you really shouldn't xD), don't say anything. They'll be jealous of you anyway. xD
     
    First of all, ignore everyone who's posted so far. I don't think they realize that they're giving advice to a 9-year old.

    Second, ignore them. Kids are so so so sooooooo stupid about dating, girlfriends, boyfriends, blah blah blah. They'll tease and be stupid, but if you ignore them then they'll stop eventually.
     
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