How long you stay in toilet?

killer-curry

killer-curry

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    Well, here comes the hygiene or not. Discussion, but anyways.

    How long do you sit on toilet bowl to do your thing, or you just wasting time on other thing and you forgot to go out?

    I stay in toilet for like minutes usually just for my thing.
     
    I don't poop, I'm a fluffy rainbow unicorn kitty with hygiene out of this world.

    World's smallest bladder though, so my problem is rather that I have to go more often than most (8
     
    As long as neccessary. Usually, there's a lot of factors that contribute to the overall time spend on a toilet. That includes: amount of food consumed during a certain amount of time (varies from human to human), metabolism (how fast is the food digested), overall situation (is it meant to waste some time?), amount of time spent thinking (also includes reading, analyzing problems that will come up in the near future), amount of times you already went to the toilet before, your everyday toilet problems (is it just normal poop or diarreah, or something else), softness of toilet paper (harder paper may discourage further uses of a toilet), mental strength (how long can you hold it, until it's too late), social pressure (are there other people who need to go to the toilet?), etc.
    killer-curry said:
    B..bu...but this is human nature! You can't just do that!
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    The most hidden of all truths about humans is: girls don't poop
     
    If I'm in there for more than 3 minutes, something has gone horribly wrong.
     
    It depends on what's currently playing. Bands like Coheed and Cambria or Lacuna Coil make times short, but others like The Dear Hunter or Gorillaz extend the time. XP
     
    colours said:
    is anyone actually going to be honest in this thread?
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    It depends on the battery AND the connection speed, If there was a charging input over there, I could stay the whole day hhahahhaha
     
    I'm a firm believer of taking my sweet time in the bathroom. I feel like hurrying does not get the job done, and often my bowels can be lying and/or traitorous at rare times. So rather than risking it; usually I sit down and try to get comfortable; this can take anywhere from 1-3 minutes while I find something, usually what I'm carrying or have on my person, to take my mind off the task at hand. I find elimination is far simpler if I don't focus on it too much and just let nature take it's course, allowing my body to do it's natural thing when burdened with too much waste.

    So normally I have my phone or 3DS handy, but I can even use books, magazines or newspapers as well. Just as long as I have something to do while I wait for my body to do it's thing. This stage can take anywhere from 5-15 minutes, but up to 20 to 30 minutes in extreme conditions; though these conditions are rare.

    After I Go, I do spend a variable amount of time, from 2 to 10 minutes, after finishing. This crucial step is something I do to ensure I'm really 'Done' and not just pausing. This is especially crucial if the movement is abnormal and/or less than solid. Fortunately this is usually rare too.

    When finished, I clean myself up thoroughly and exit the restroom.

    And that's why I don't like rushing. Skipping any of the usual routine could cause me to need to go again soon. So I try to nab the restroom when it's not trafficked if possible so that I can avoid too much pressure. Above all; I consider the restroom to be a private sanctuary, which should be reasonably comfortable and properly equipped.

    Of course life isn't perfect; you don't always get to use that glorious low-traffic bathroom that's clean and quiet and free of others waiting in a queue behind you. Sometimes rushing is necessary, and while most of the steps I take are regarded as essential to having a pleasant and effective trip to the restroom; some steps can be skipped over or sped up. So I can be in and out in 5 minutes if needs demand it. I don't like rushing that much though unless there's a good, sound reason for it though; like others waiting behind me or not having time for a relaxation stretch.
     
    Melody said:
    I'm a firm believer of taking my sweet time in the bathroom. I feel like hurrying does not get the job done, and often my bowels can be lying and/or traitorous at rare times. So rather than risking it; usually I sit down and try to get comfortable; this can take anywhere from 1-3 minutes while I find something, usually what I'm carrying or have on my person, to take my mind off the task at hand. I find elimination is far simpler if I don't focus on it too much and just let nature take it's course, allowing my body to do it's natural thing when burdened with too much waste.

    So normally I have my phone or 3DS handy, but I can even use books, magazines or newspapers as well. Just as long as I have something to do while I wait for my body to do it's thing. This stage can take anywhere from 5-15 minutes, but up to 20 to 30 minutes in extreme conditions; though these conditions are rare.

    After I Go, I do spend a variable amount of time, from 2 to 10 minutes, after finishing. This crucial step is something I do to ensure I'm really 'Done' and not just pausing. This is especially crucial if the movement is abnormal and/or less than solid. Fortunately this is usually rare too.

    When finished, I clean myself up thoroughly and exit the restroom.

    And that's why I don't like rushing. Skipping any of the usual routine could cause me to need to go again soon. So I try to nab the restroom when it's not trafficked if possible so that I can avoid too much pressure. Above all; I consider the restroom to be a private sanctuary, which should be reasonably comfortable and properly equipped.

    Of course life isn't perfect; you don't always get to use that glorious low-traffic bathroom that's clean and quiet and free of others waiting in a queue behind you. Sometimes rushing is necessary, and while most of the steps I take are regarded as essential to having a pleasant and effective trip to the restroom; some steps can be skipped over or sped up. So I can be in and out in 5 minutes if needs demand it. I don't like rushing that much though unless there's a good, sound reason for it though; like others waiting behind me or not having time for a relaxation stretch.
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    I usually stay in the bathroom a lot longer than necessary.. I attribute this to the small pile of manga/books that have been building up on the rack in there. I pick one up, get lost in it, and suddenly realize my behind is numb from sitting there too long. haha
     
    Anywhere from five minutes to forty-five minutes.

    Just depends on if I have something on my phone to keep me occupied. Be it texting, social media, forums, or manga. Manga and meme pages usually allow me the most time - I forget I'm even in there.

    Btw 10/10 thread
     
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