I'm like Beedle from Zelda, basically.
weeb
A non-Japanese person who treats anime like the greatest thing ever to be created, rejects American things because they think they are automatically inferior to Japanese things, owns a waifu pillow, and uses Japanese words in otherwise English sentences, usually "kawaii" and "desu"
Weeb: Nyaaa!!! Sugio hentai kawaaaaaii desu!!
Normal person: Uh? You're not Japanese, Bob...
Weeb: Don't call me Bob, you baka! Call me Senpai-San!
A useless person.
I have useless hobbies that I enjoy regardless, I contribute nothing to society, I'm not smart, people avoid me because of my neutral expression, and at the very same time I'm too shy to talk to people.
Or at the very least, this is some of what I was told.