Chit-Chat: In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.

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Well I guess I take back what I said earlier about my mother with the "I'm right, you're wrong" attitude. She and my father had plans to go out for dinner this evening without me, and they did. However, since there was nothing in the house to eat, and since she neglected to prepare me a meal ahead of time (after I mentioned it to her), she did give me a bit of money to get some dinner, which I did.

I probably seemed to come off as rude though with that, especially with begging my mother for money, but at least I had something to eat instead of just starve for the evening.
 
I think I was quite spoiled by my mother, but in a good way. She wasn't like Warren Buffet who would leave his children with no money but she would get the toys I wanted for Christmas or whatever. There was one time when I was around 7 years old that I saw her packing a toy eagle that actually flies. When Christmas came I got the same eagle from Santa and that's how I knew Father Christmas didn't exist xD
 
Hay
Here's a little joke:
Why did the ghost cross the road?
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I didn't get the spaceman joke D:

Oh, here's one I heard from that awesome kids' show Chowder:

What's the different between chopped beans and pea soup?

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Terabyte said:
Okay, the spaceman joke was bad. But think of it like this:

"What do you do when you find a space, man? You park your car in it!"

Get it? Parking space?
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[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.


I'll be honest and say all these puns are killing me… particularly yours, Khilia. Some work of magic it is, lol. :b
 
The bird flu/swine flu one was by far the best. I'd say a few of my own, but they aren't exactly appropriate. >_>
 
Puns, puns, puns. These were so bad but so funny, somehow. :X

I just got back from a burger joint called Sarge's Grill, and their plates make my mouth water. So big, taste perfectly grilled, half-pound of beef with bacon and cheddar… I paced myself well enough to only have a mild stomachache that's subsiding right now with three glasses of lemonade, but my sister did the opposite, eating two plates of fries with hers and is paying the price right now. :b
 
My mouth watered. Big, qualitative burgers are heaven. Oh no, now my stomach started gurgling as well. What have you done :<
 
KhiliaGro said:
I actually haven't eaten anything today so far except for breakfast, and now I'm sitting here like

[PokeCommunity.com] In the midnight hour, she cries because she's sad and alone and just a little pathetic.


and have a raging urge to have what you have had...

mmnmngggnh do waaaaant
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One day I'll take you to that place. And it'll be so nice.
 
There's this place by where my mom lives called Sahm's. It's a family friends restaurant and he serves the best beef manhattan I have ever had. The mashed potatoes are made from actual boiled potatoes that they boil in the back and the sandwich itself is around 3 or 4 pounds. And it's only $13. It feeds me for at least two meals.
 
Somehow I read that whole thing and thought it was a joke about your mom being a SAHM. I was so lost. Obviously I'm quite mixed up in this conversation.
 
Oryx said:
Somehow I read that whole thing and thought it was a joke about your mom being a SAHM. I was so lost. Obviously I'm quite mixed up in this conversation.
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Food, glorious food!

Also, my doritos went stale. Me is sad :(
 
KhiliaGro said:
I just found a bag of cheese nachos near my desk, unopened, although I'm very afraid of uttering that unfortunate and fateful fact that...

...they're all mine x3
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Eheheh… I think I made mine stale. :3

<3
 
I am very cautious at eating stale food, because I don't want to go to a trip at the hospital. That goes for all foods that have an expiration date, but my mom thinks I'm overacting and that it's ok to eat expired food so long as it's not expired meat.
 
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