What's the matter with you people? How can you think that a pathetic hoodie looks cooler than a damn fine bandana? That thing is so badass, I was almost tempted to step down and let Kyrogre flood the place.
Another reason: Kyrogre's flooding looked cooler than Groudon's sun intensification (it that's even a word).
When I saw that thunderstorm, I was thinking, Crap, alright Sky, it's just a little water, but deep down I knew this was part of a deep and mysterious plot. I would have known before if I'd bothered reading the games dialogue, but dialogue reading is for the weak. I mean, all anyone says is "Blah blah blah, love and respect your pokemon, blah blah blah, you're such a powerful trainer etc"
Well you see, I'm powerful because mah pokes know of something called tough love. If they mess up in a battle with the slightest and most innocent mistake, I will make them pay. Keep missing with Sheer Cold? Protect failing after five straight turns of continous use? Fire Blast running out of PP? Not getting a critical with every single hit?
BAM! I let 'em have it.
Wait, what was the topic again?