~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted but it's so heavy you can't pick it up! it seems nobody is worthy...

I wish... to see certain people once more.

 

[Ti-65 Fukunotsuki]

Granted, you get to see them again... They begin to duplicate.

I wish to gain the ability to survive in space.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're stuck up there as you can't survive on Earth anymore.

I wish to see the light at the end of the tunnel!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but you can only see the light, not exit the tunnel.

I wish I could fact-check the meal quality of the classiest restaurant in Kalos... every day!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your realise that the meals are made of animals, in a world of Pokémons, which generates an infinite loop of contraddictions in your head... How do you solve that? :(

I wish for a clear understanding of the biology of Pokémons.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Many Pokemon are hurt and then dissected... for science. You monster! 😱

I wish for affordable quality healthcare for all.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. Everyone (pokémon AND humans) must go for a health check in a Pokémon Center once every day. Free but mandatory.

I wish for a giant chocolate mug!

Spoiler:

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but as you take a mouthful, people around you can take two mouthfuls!

I wish for a omniscient image generator for Slowpoke, just like Gardevoir and ReKoil have!

 

[Starlight]

Granted and it's amazing, but it's also as slow as a Slowpoke and by the time it generates one it's 3 replies later...


I wish I had the answers

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you run out of questions very quickly. Also, you realize that you may not like all the answers. You actually don't like most answers.

I wish for a way out of my stuck life.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish to be able entering Internet and exploring it from inside!

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's a very binary world, you see only 0's and 1's, you understand nothing, and then there's a blue screen and you're stuck :(

I wish to be an artist.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but all the art comes to life every time you draw something. I guess this could be amazing or terrible depending on what you like creating.

I wish for all humans to become exactly the same height upon reaching adulthood.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but all their faces look alike, as well.

I wish for more fish!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted!

Spoiler:

I wish for a nice, winged pokémon, to carry me around in my journeys!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.

Spoiler:

It's actually quite nice if you get to know it!

I wish for there to be no water shortage this summer.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... welcome to Atlantis!!!

I wish I wasn't so greedy with ice cream

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. Can't be greedy if it doesn't exist. I have erased Ice Cream.

I also want to counteract my action. I wish for Ice Cream to return.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you're now allergic to everything except for Vanilla ice cream.

I wish for an all-powerfull PC that does not run on an AI.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. Try not to work the poor feller to hard!

Spoiler:

I wish for more tasty vegetarian products.