~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, here's the dictionary, here's the word hate. Let's rip it out and it's gone. But the job was done very sloppily so some more pages got ripped out including the one that contained the word love.

I wish for some mail from people I care about and not just businesses wanting money.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the people you care about now work for businesses wanting money. It's the best of both worlds! How is this even a corruption?
Probably the reason for them writing you..... 😈

I wish for inspiration

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Now you are really inspired to send every forum member with a Rapunzel avatar all your chocolate ;)

I wish I had my own chef.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but he keeps yelling at you for not cooking properly, like in those TV shows. Don't tell me you expected him to cook for you. :P

Granted, the people you care about now work for businesses wanting money. It's the best of both worlds! How is this even a corruption?
Probably the reason for them writing you..... 😈

Sadly, even that would be better than what I have now. ^^"

 

[ReKoil]

I'd grant you a wish and corrupt it, but you didn't make one. So here's some chocolate chip cookies instead =D

Spoiler:

Except there's a few with raisins mixed in... gotta corrupt it =D

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I wish for Italy to win the euro championship =D

Granted. Now you are really inspired to send every forum member with a Rapunzel avatar all your chocolate ;)

So basically, you want my chocolate? =o
I mean if you're paying the shipping costs it's not impossible =3

but..... it's my last bar D=
(I always do my groceries on Mondays =p)

Sadly, even that would be better than what I have now. ^^"

Here's a card for you =D

Spoiler:

=p

Not many people even write cards anymore I'm afraid D=
Makes me feel like I'm part of a dying breed D=

 

[Starlight]

I wish for Italy to win the euro championship =D

Granted, but... .... .... erm... 😅


I wish for some sleep tonight!

 

[Megan]

Granted, you doze off for some minutes. And then you wake up again!

I wish to remember all my appointments without needing to write them down.

...

Well, obviously I was metagaming this thread because I knew nobody could corrupt a wish if it didn't exist. I keep forgetting to answer the questions of threads more often; must be my age... ^^"

I appreciate your card. Especially the watermarks show just how much you to care. <3

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now however always at least 15 minutes late to them!

I wish I could stop scratching open my scabs

I appreciate your card. Especially the watermarks show just how much you to care. <3

If you want me to put more effort into an actual card I'd need an actual address to send it too =p
so google image search results it is!

 

[Duck]

Granted, you can't move your body whenever you have scabs. Can't scratch them now!

I wish I had a diploma already

 

[StCooler]

Granted, it's a master in biology, specialised in botanics, but you cannot get a job with it.

I wish I had chocolate in my home.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have so many that you can't eat it all alone. Better share with your neighbors if you don't want it to expire....

I wish food wouldn't expire....

 

[Allen303]

I whish for a bike

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it falls apart immediately after you touch it!

I wish food wouldn't expire....

Granted, but it's all just the worst tasting military rations imaginable.

I wish GDQs (charity speedrunning events that happen twice a year) would be longer than two weeks each.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they now last 6 months each, it's GDQ all year round now! Sadly it no longer stands out because of that and fades away into oblivion....

I wish for a baguette

 

[Shiny Gliscor King]

Granted but it's alive and won't let you eat it until you beat it in a jousting match

I wish for a special Pokeball that turns all Pokémon it catches shiny

 

[PageEmp]

Granted! It happens to turn them into colours you can't stand, and since they are still colour swaps, they are still counted as shinies.

I wish I could instantly draw out all my Glazed comic pages with my mind.

 

[Allen303]

Granted but.... After that you will have to suffer from a terrible head ache..........

I whish i was a men in black

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You now wear a black t-shirt every day of your life!

I wish I could draw.

 

[Olivia]

Granted you can draw anything but after drawing it... You tear the page (in which you have drawn) ASAP

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, no wish left is no wish corrupted, your wish remains pure.... if only you had one that is.

I wish for a strawberry cornetto every other day