~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, you now possess the powers to summon confetti wherever you want!

I wish for sleep to not fail me anymore.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now fail your sleep instead D=

I wish I could see more of the Olympics.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now get to see the empty hotel rooms of the athletes, when they are competing. Happy?

I wish the global warming was solved just now.

 

[Duck]

Granted, the planet is destroyed. Can't have global warming without a planet.

I wish we had a new planet to live on after the last one was destroyed by the last wish.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but in order to live there you need to spend your entire life underground like a mole!

I wish for Cubchoo to stop sneezing all the time :)

 

[Allen303]

Granted cubchoo is an extinct...... No cubchoo no sneezing......

I whish that there were no nuke weapons....

 

[ReKoil]

Granted! The world goes back to traditional warfare, and everyone gets conscripted... Hope you like Russia or wherever they send you!

I wish for a cure for every disease

 

[Duck]

Granted. Unfortunately this cure is extremely deadly and will kill you about a day after it cures you.

I wish for a thick pair of socks.

 

[QueenNothing]

Granted, but the socks are so thick that they cut off your blood circulation.

I wish my internet connection wasn't garbage.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they require you to pay ten times the amount of money to keep it.

I wish for getting more interesting ideas.

 

[Duck]

Granted. You have so many of them you can't remember a single one of them and spend the rest of your day catatonic, just having ideas.

I wish I still had hot showers

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your shower cabin is now heated! The water is still cold though..... but, you'll be fine as long as you don't turn the water on right?

I wish to ride on a TARDIS

Edit:

Granted! I painted the seesaw in your local park blue and wrote Police Box on the side. Have fun my friend!

I can't.... breathe... laughing too hard 😂

 

[Starlight]

Granted! I painted the seesaw in your local park blue and wrote Police Box on the side. Have fun my friend!

I wish I was able to communicate comfortably and freely.

 

[StCooler]

Granted; take this super comfortable gaming chair, and welcome to the Internet ;)

I wish I could heal myself immediately (like Wolverine from X-Men).

I can't.... breathe... laughing too hard 😂

What witchcraft is this? You're replying to a post from the future! It breaks the laws of physics! :O

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now people will want to test your powers basically... everytime they meet you. And you know, that means... oof :C

I wish I was a more patient person

 

[MiamiHeat305]

Granted but time starts to move ×2 as fast for you

I wish Custom Robo got a Nintendo Switch port or reboot

 

[Sheep]

Granted but it's only purchasable as a physical copy from Australia

I wish for a phone that works flawlessly and never lags

 

[Duck]

Granted. It needs an outlet capable of providing the power generated by Zambia to charge.

I wish I had lunch ready.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but your mouth isn't!

I wish my exams weren't this stressful...

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, they aren't stressful because you stopped studying. You proceed to fail the exams.

I wish for antartica to become a livable place with talking polar bears.