~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, it becomes livable for a parasite that latches on to the polar bears, that has the side effect of making them talk. The catch? The Polar Bears get their own industrial revolution and become a super power that can easily destroy the world if they want to. (and they want to... 😱)

I wish for less conflict

What witchcraft is this? You're replying to a post from the future! It breaks the laws of physics! :O

I just didn't feel like making a new post just for that little reply tbh 😂

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but internet is banned worldwide

I wish I could make amazing flairs in just 10 minutes (and not the usual 3 hours)

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But now they always look exactly the same each time!

I wish to become the most powerful woman in the world for one week so I can fix the injustices then retire gracefully.

 

[MiamiHeat305]

Granted, but once you revert to your normal self you become a man!

I wish for a pet leopard gecko or bearded dragon

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get one of these, but have to feed it the other one as food. Daily.

I wish for motivation

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but it's such an aggravation ♪♪♪

I wish for a nice score on my next exams :)

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but next year, a meteorite falls in your garden. This meteor contains living organisms from another planet. These organisms take control of you, and you become a super-heroin with awesome superpowers. You decide you want to make the world better, but at the same time, you keep studying. Unfortunately, the day of next year's last exams, a giant Kabutops rises from the Atlantic Ocean, and starts to destroy the Western countries of Europe. You decide to save the world once again, but that means you need to skip, and eventually fail next year's exams.

I wish for my apartment to auto-clean itself.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it automatically chucks out everything (and I do mean everything 😈) in it once a week, straight into a dumpster. It then calls a cleaning company to clean it and waits for next week =3

I wish for more cats

 

[StCooler]

Corruption 1.

Spoiler:

Granted.


No "but", having more cats is already an issue.

Corruption 2.

Spoiler:

Granted. Enjoy the new population of lions and tigers roaming in town :)

I wish I had a tree whose fruits are pizzas. So that pizzas are fruits, and thus, healthy.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You can now eat only that sushi & pineapple flavour fruit pizza for the rest of your life!

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the area you live in is renamed Hawaii. Comes with a free mandatory surf board, surely you can surf through the woods?

I wish for a new keyboard.

 

[Megan]

Granted, finally a new board on the wall to put all your keys on!

I wish this summer cold would just go away! <_<

 

[MiamiHeat305]

Granted, summer goes away, but then you must endure an eternal fall season

I wish for the best cheeseburger I've ever had in my life

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but agent 47 had a contract on you and poisoned it.

Gameover

I wish that John Lennon had not been murdered in 1980.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, he gets sent back in time by Weeping Angels instead. Too bad he ain't ever making it back as they sent him all the way back to the start of the Roman Empire!
Oh well at least he gets to live out his life now right? 😇

I wish my hair wouldn't grow so fast.

 

[Starlight]

Granted... You now have really smooth arms!

I wish lithium batteries didn't degrade

 

[Megan]

Granted, they now explode instead.

I wish workhours would be less than 8 hours per day + commuting and whatever else prolongs it.

 

[Duck]

Granted, wages have gone down as a result but the cost of living stays the same.

I wish I weren't hungry.

 

[Dave]

Granted but you will still need to eat as to maintain your energy.

I wish that the wishes wish for wishy but wishes remain wishes cuz wishes are wishes and wishy is not wishy but wishy is wish but wish wished that could not be wishy but may be wishy....

 

[StCooler]

I wish for a quantum computer.