~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Granted! It now only takes 2 minutes! But hold on... there's no planes anymore

I wish for inspiration

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you can now communicate with the Muses. However you have to talk to them orally, nobody else sees them except you, and they always have an eye on you at all times. Good luck :)

I wish I was a hacker.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. But you will be arrested for hacking by your government in 10 minutes. You'll either go to jail or have to work for them and be their puppet.

I wish there were no commercials on TV.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, instead they stand outside your house waving billboard advertisements while you watch TV.

I wish for the new pokemon games coming out in the next few months to be decent.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but they would have twice the prices and lots of pricey DLCs just pouring out after the release.

I wish that my animation skills were any good. 😅

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you need to keep working at it or they'll drop down again.

I wish for a wishing stone.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but since your wish is already granted it's just an useless pebble.

I wish for more sleep at night.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but everything cool happens when you're asleep from now on!

I wish I could draw :(

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you can only draw one specific person and you must show them the drawing each time. Even when it starts getting creepy.

I wish to be not so picky about musical preferences.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, all music sounds the same to you now.... 😈

I wish for a Difficulty Slider irl 😊

 

[Megan]

Granted. Seems like you really don't like Easy mode and need to up the difficulty a little? ;)

I wish for a cool tablet.

 

[StCooler]

I don't like granting wishes without corrupting them but here you are:

Spoiler:

I wish I could read hieroglyphs.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. It is now the only thing you can read though. I hope your relatives can read them too!

I wish for humans to stop polluting.

 

[Megan]

Granted, now all corporations cease to produce stuff with their pollution heavy machinery. But since we aren't prepared for cleaner ways of productions everything starts to fall apart.

I wish for some pastel pencils.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but they have been used up so much that they are an inch long! Happy drawing!

I wished I could have some Kadhai Paneer. 😊

 

[Starlight]

Granted... you can have as much as you like! But it now tastes like soggy Brussels sprouts...

I wish for snow at Christmas.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing. Here's a singular snowflake ❄️
Make sure you treasure it!

I wish chocolate companies would stop wasting chocolate by putting alcohol in.

 

[Zeostar]

Happily granted. I guess the only corruption would be angering those who enjoy it.

I wish for three acres of personal land to plant trees on.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you get three acres of desertic land. You can plant trees, but those trees won't grow :(

I wish for a functioning washing machine.

 

[Megan]

Granted, you now possess a washing board and together with your hand you can now clean your clothes again!

I wish for not always having to wish for some more free time.