~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, you are now so accustomed to not having it that you no longer wish for it! 😉

I wish I had better social skills.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you now become better at social engineering. You can now easily trick people, but it doesn't help you make new friends.

I wish to be able to do a backflip.

 

[Megan]

Granted, your video editing skill are now so great you can take a photo of yourself and edit it in such a way that you make a backflip in it.

I wish for all current crisis to end.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈

I wish to be become one with the shadows and over-level my sneak skill way past 100.

 

[Lysander]

Granted, but you become so good at sneaking that nobody can see you even when you are screaming in their face

I wish I could get two wishes instead

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you can never tell what will count as a wish and when will it be granted.

I wish soles of shoes didn't wear out so fast letting water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.

Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈

I mean, that's what's always been the case, right? "Let's burn nature for profit because that's a problem of the next generation and not ours."

 

[StCooler]

I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.

I wish I knew about quantum physics.

 

[ReKoil]

You did, don't you remember? No need to corrupt I guess if you already forgot.....

I wish Acer hadn't stopped making smartphones.

I mean, that's what's always been the case, right? "Let's burn nature for profit because that's a problem of the next generation and not ours."

I was being sarcastic =3
Admittedly sarcasm doesn't really shine in text form though xD

 

[Starlight]

Granted. You can now buy a smartphone made from maple bark once again 😉

Spoiler:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acer_(plant)

I wish OCD didn't exist

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're so used to these things that you do them intentionally.

I wish boomers would just retire and stop messing with the world.

I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.

That's legitemately what's happening to me right now: my old pair of shoes was completely worn out on the soles so I switched to some new ones. But turns out those don't keep rain water from sinking in on the top. So with rain falling for the last couple days I still ended up with wet feet... xD

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but to finance their retirement all the non-boomers now have to work quadruple shifts with no pauses. There are also no days off or vacations anymore.
Gotta work till you drop! D=
But lying about passed out ain't allowed either! They'll strap your body to some sort of exoskeleton so that it can keep working while you're unconscious! Science, Woo! Progress!

Spoiler:

I wish Cooler never notices his chocolate supply is dwindling ....

Spoiler:

 

[Zeostar]

The wish is corrupted because 6ix9ine told cooler.

Spoiler:

I wish for cooking supplies.

 

[Arcaneum]

So you've received the cooking supplies… however it appears you have to assemble it all yourself. From scratch. As in melt down the metal to mould your own saucepans. Tragic.

I wish, I really wish, for a huge swimming pool.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You now have an Olympic sized pool in your house, but it has left you with nowhere to sleep... better invest in a comfortable dinghy!

I wish for more time.

 

[Pyxal]

Granted! Time, time, time, time, time, ∞.

i wish for friends :[

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's the box set:

Spoiler:

I wish to be able to resist temptation.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. But now you cannot eat chocolate anymore, because everyone else succumbs to temptation and eats the chocolate before even think about eating it.

I wish I was winter-proof.

 

[Escther]

Granted, but now your internal body temperature is so high that you can't exist in climates above 15˚C without overheating.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but whenever you read someone's mind you automatically get sued for violating their privacy.
Hope you're not too attached to your belongings!

I wish to never have nightmares.

 

[Starlight]

Happily granted!!! But now you dream about food every night so you wake up starving!

I wish for no more propaganda