~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, you now become better at social engineering. You can now easily trick people, but it doesn't help you make new friends.

I wish to be able to do a backflip.
 
Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈

I wish to be become one with the shadows and over-level my sneak skill way past 100.
 
Granted, but you become so good at sneaking that nobody can see you even when you are screaming in their face

I wish I could get two wishes instead
 
Granted, but you can never tell what will count as a wish and when will it be granted.

I wish soles of shoes didn't wear out so fast letting water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.
ReKoil said:
Granted, but all future crisis will now be unending.... but hey, that's the next generation's problem, right? 😈
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I mean, that's what's always been the case, right? "Let's burn nature for profit because that's a problem of the next generation and not ours."
 
I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.

I wish I knew about quantum physics.
 
You did, don't you remember? No need to corrupt I guess if you already forgot.....

I wish Acer hadn't stopped making smartphones.
Megan said:
I mean, that's what's always been the case, right? "Let's burn nature for profit because that's a problem of the next generation and not ours."
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I was being sarcastic =3
Admittedly sarcasm doesn't really shine in text form though xD
 
Granted, but now you're so used to these things that you do them intentionally.

I wish boomers would just retire and stop messing with the world.
StCooler said:
I know that feel 😔
Granted, the soles are now very resistant. But the top part of shoes wears out and lets water flow in whenever a couple raindrops decide to fall.
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That's legitemately what's happening to me right now: my old pair of shoes was completely worn out on the soles so I switched to some new ones. But turns out those don't keep rain water from sinking in on the top. So with rain falling for the last couple days I still ended up with wet feet... xD
 
Granted, but to finance their retirement all the non-boomers now have to work quadruple shifts with no pauses. There are also no days off or vacations anymore.
Gotta work till you drop! D=
But lying about passed out ain't allowed either! They'll strap your body to some sort of exoskeleton so that it can keep working while you're unconscious! Science, Woo! Progress!
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I wish Cooler never notices his chocolate supply is dwindling ....

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So you've received the cooking supplies… however it appears you have to assemble it all yourself. From scratch. As in melt down the metal to mould your own saucepans. Tragic.

I wish, I really wish, for a huge swimming pool.
 
Granted. But now you cannot eat chocolate anymore, because everyone else succumbs to temptation and eats the chocolate before even think about eating it.

I wish I was winter-proof.
 
Granted, but now your internal body temperature is so high that you can't exist in climates above 15˚C without overheating.

I wish I could read minds.
 
Granted, but whenever you read someone's mind you automatically get sued for violating their privacy.
Hope you're not too attached to your belongings!

I wish to never have nightmares.
 
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