~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Arcaneum]

Granted! Instead of only some things being propaganda and therefore a lie, everything is now a lie. Including the cake.

I wish that I could sleep.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but everytime you sleep, you wake up in the middle of a forest with torn clothes... Yeah, you are a werewolf now. Good luck.

I wish for a legal, tax-free sum of 2 000 000€ to appear right now on my bank account.

 

[Megan]

Granted, the children will be happy once the donation transaction of 2000000€ happened!

I wish for my own pet dragon!

 

[ReKoil]

Here's your lovely Komodo Dragon pet!

Spoiler:

Make sure you feed it timely though...

I wish for more time in a day.
I never seem to have enough lately 😂

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but your time is my time and I donated all my time to aliens on a different planet.

I wish for Captain America's Shield.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! But Cap is gonna be real sorry to see it go. He has been using the same one FOREVER! Just be sure to take good care of it, and make sure to clean any hairs and grime and stuff off it before use:

Spoiler:

I wish to skip tomorrow.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now there is a hole in space-time, and the whole universe collapses.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

 

[ReKoil]

Well it's not like you HAVE to see properly.... if you wanna see blurry go for it! =D
*snaps cooler's glasses in half*
Wish granted =D

I wish for cooler's eyesight to improve =D

 

[Megan]

Granted, but he decides to wear glasses, anyway!

I wish for a little bit of happiness!

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, your happiness is promised by this man. Take that as you will.

Spoiler:

I wish for eternal good fortune.

 

[Starlight]

Granted, but now there is a hole in space-time, and the whole universe collapses.

Blimey!

Granted, your happiness is promised by this man. Take that as you will.

Spoiler:

I wish for eternal good fortune.

Granted! That pesky rodent that is always stealing food from your cupboards now has eternal good fortune in all their endeavours!

I wish for love and happiness for all PC members :)

 

[StCooler]

Granted, now all Peace Corps members have love and happiness :)

I wish for a multicolor backlit keyboard.

 

[Megan]

You get your RGB keyboard but you need to hook up an entire powerplant just to make it be all flashy.

I wish for Nintendo to be more customer friendly.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you just need to buy the Nintendo Premium Plan for 200 euros a day and Nintendo will be at your beck and call. 😉

I wish for a cure for every illness.

 

[Starlight]

Please don't make me corrupt this...

Okay then... It turns out you couldn't cure every illness, at least one had to remain or the universe would fold in on itself. So everyone is cured of everything - except... everyone is also now inflicted with incurable PokéCommunity addiction :)

I wish to visit the moon

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but haven't you forgotten your spacesuit? :O

I wish I knew German.

 

[ReKoil]

You now know German, and only German... but you get teleported to France.
*grabs popcorn*

I wish to see the aurora borealis in person.

 

[Megan]

Granted, have fun in the kitchen and don't forget to turn off the stove this time!

I wish for this year to finally come to a close...

I wish to visit the moon

I read "revisit" and was like "wait what?". xD

 

[Starlight]

I read "revisit" and was like "wait what?". xD

1969 was a heck of a year!

😏😎

Granted, have fun in the kitchen and don't forget to turn off the stove this time!

I wish for this year to finally come to a close...

Granted but next year you get 2020 part 3: the sheepocalypse

I wish for a lazy day

 

[StCooler]

Granted, the day now feels too lazy to offer you anything, so you get bored :(

I wish my naps were efficient.