~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[StCooler]

Granted, but a zombie bites you and you become a zombie too.

I wish I had functioning wings to make me fly.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, they are big and cumbersome and simple tasks are harder to do now

I wish that I could fly without the aid of wings 😉

 

[Starlight]

Granted. Here's a helicopter ticket to Siberia :)

I wish for no pollution

 

[Megan]

Granted, all is now made out of self cleaning concrete.

I wish for people working better together for common goals.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now those goals become ones you don't believe in

I wish for an end to the worldwide semiconductor shortage

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but the only solution is that all humanity dies instantly. No more shortage.

I wish I had a functioning PS4 to play Bloodborne.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Granted but, you can't find a copy of Bloodborne anywhere to play

I wish that there were more trees

 

[Megan]

Granted, but all the forests are now monocultures of the cheapest trees imaginable, making the ground incredibly sour.

I wish for an interesting RPG to play.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it's Dark Souls :D

I wish Gabe Newel could count to 3 and make Half Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but they are locked away in a vault never to be seen by the public.

I wish Level 5 would give us Dark Cloud 3.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but its the cursed third game, making it very awful!

I wish regular ships could fly.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now there are countless accidents between ships and planes.

I wish my kitchen weighing scales didn't consume up its battery in a week.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, now it consumes the battery in a day.

I wish I didn't need to work.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now you're so bored you wish you got to work again. But it doesn't happen!

I wish for more vacation days.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but an earthquake starts up every time you take a vacation day.

I wish my house was immune to tornados.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now your region gets earthquakes and your house is not ready.

I wish I had a holiday week.

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, that's the only week that you have off this whole year

I wish I was a billionaire

 

[pokemon fan person]

granted, but most of the money gets stolen

i wish for a not super old/slow phone

 

[Squirtlenator]

granted but, since technology is advancing at such a rate your new phone will be obsolete by the time this wish is granted

I wish for 1 million incorruptible wishes

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but they're too pure for your corrupt mortal body to handle and you will die by attempting to make use of one.

I wish for the most pointless wish possible.