~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, you can now nap a lot more and better without your thoughts about having to work interfering.

I wish people were less obsessed with productivity.
All the amount of time you spend with work is time you spend not being an individuum, but rather a machine.
 
Granted. People are now obsessed over *insert popular television drama here*, and it is LITERALLY all they EVER talk about. Non-stop, around the clock. Can you keep your sanity? 😉

I wish humans focused more on solidarity than our differences.

Megan said:
All the amount of time you spend with work is time you spend not being an individuum, but rather a machine.
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Possible exception being the people who claim to do what they love to do. I wouldn't know =p
I like my job, but when I tried to turn something I liked into a job I started disliking it xD
Anyway, I feel like it might depend on the job. Some allow for some kind of self expression rather than copy paste employees with no individuality.
 
Granted. These guys know you left.

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I wish for a 12 inch pizza.
 
Granted, but instead of pinapple, you get watermelons on this pizza.

I wish for an exercise bike.

ReKoil said:
Granted. People are now obsessed over *insert popular television drama here*, and it is LITERALLY all they EVER talk about. Non-stop, around the clock. Can you keep your sanity? 😉
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Are you refering to Game of Thrones? :)
And I was against the flow because I didn't care about it XD
 
StCooler said:
Granted, but instead of pinapple, you get watermelons on this pizza.
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Instead? INSTEAD? Please don't ruin my pizza with pineapple!!! ;)


Megan said:
Granted, but work starts to pick up and you never end up getting enough time to use it.

I wish for better way to deal with my coworkers.
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Granted. Here is a blackjack shoe. Now you are the designated dealer at work's functions!

I wish for a steaming cup of Joe
 
Here ya go, your very own Cup of Joe.
Whether you consider him steaming or not is up to you I guess xD
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I wish for a good Stargate reboot.

StCooler said:
Are you refering to Game of Thrones? :)
And I was against the flow because I didn't care about it XD
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That would be one of them. They are fads afters all. It is one of many =p
I've still not watched GoT and don't want to xD
 
Granted, but only your grand-grand-children will be able to watch it.

I wish for a fast and reliable way to decide whether I should buy something or not.
 
Granted. You must consult the magic conch shell

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I wish for a giant talking sentient chocolate chip cookie as our new earth overlord
 
You just created a paradox and made the universe explode. Happy?
I mean, how am I supposed to grant a wish that reverses every wish so far and at the same time reverse that as well?

I wish for a Paradox Machine to stabilize our exploded universe.
 
Granted, but that machine comes with a US electrical plug, and you're in Europe! 😱

I wish for an infinite supply of coconut water.
 
Just casually wishing for the end of times huh :coolcat:
Sure, paradoxes now make sense, as all humans have now transcended their mortal bodies (and left them behind) and have become a hive mind, capable of processing anything. Paradoxes no longer are an issue! I hope you didn't care much for your individuality or physical body though....

I wish to go on an adventure.
 
Granted, the adventure was a success. You did a good job carrying my things.

I wish I could speak with animals.
 
ZeoStar said:
Granted, the adventure was a success. You did a good job carrying my things.

I wish I could speak with animals.
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Granted! But now you can't speak to humans...

I wish to have at least one artful talent.
 
Starlight said:
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Granted! But now you can't speak to humans...

I wish to have at least one artful talent.
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Ever since I was 5 years old, Toad and Toadette have been the only characters I've ever picked when playing a Mario game. It's not really character loyalty or anything. I've just always been fond of them. The only time I ever play another character is if they aren't available. I've been picking them so long it's too bizarre using anybody else.

Granted, but you throw the punch and it turns out you hit tony stark. He was wearing a strange suit that changed his appearance.

I wish for a super faithful gen 1 pokemon remake, glitches and everything.
 
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