~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Starlight]

Ever since I was 5 years old, Toad and Toadette have been the only characters I've ever picked when playing a Mario game. It's not really character loyalty or anything. I've just always been fond of them. The only time I ever play another character is if they aren't available. I've been picking them so long it's too bizarre using anybody else.

Granted, but you throw the punch and it turns out you hit tony stark. He was wearing a strange suit that changed his appearance.

I wish for a super faithful gen 1 pokemon remake, glitches and everything.

I'm exactly the same with Peach! I won't use anyone else :)

Granted... but you said faithful so no trading with Bank, Home or any of the newer games :(

I wish for a good night's rest

 

[Duck]

Granted. It's a South Pole night. Hope you like sleeping for 6 months ;)

I wish my room was clean.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now you are covered in dirt that just doesn't seem to come off no matter what you do....

I wish for Santa to save Christmas.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but oh ho ho it's the oogie boogie man, he kidnaps santa immediately after

Spoiler:

I wish for a 3D printer

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but now you have to learn SolidWorks (3D modelling software that some 3D printers use), and it's a pain :(

I wish for a free and complete Photoshop license.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but Adobe decides to couple Photoshop with other of their services; none of those being free.

I wish to be good at the programming language Rust.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You are now corrosive to all computers ;)

I wish to win the lottery

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the prize was a used bicycle that you'll need to repair first though.

I wish for a guardian spirit.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but he won't stop telling dad jokes. "Hey Rekoil, What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

I wish advanced math skills.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, you are now me!
This is indeed a horrible corruption.

I wish I could remove Excalibur from the rock.

 

[Megan]

As you drag the sword out of the stone you triumphantly swing it around. But oh no! Now it's stuck in the door frame! D:

I wish today wasn't Monday. <_<

 

[ReKoil]

Let's call it Funday instead of Monday. There, problem solved =D
Surely it'll now be a fun day!

I wish it wouldn't get dark out so early atm.

 

[Duck]

Granted. But after it gets dark it stays dark for twice as long.
Remember, it can't get dark if it's already dark.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. You get baby cujo, straight from the horror novel.

Spoiler:

I wish for a sequel to Pixar's Inside Out.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it airs for a limited amount of time. And given the current situation you don't get the opportunity to watch it. Meanwhile only few actually get to see it and it ends up being a flop with no chance of getting a box office release.

I wish for a nice poster.

 

[ReKoil]

Here ya go:

Spoiler:

I wish for a self cleaning litter box

 

[Zeostar]

Granted but you have to use the litter box now. The cats own the toilet.

I wish for more franchises to do crossovers.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. Enjoy the following crossovers:
- Elder Scrolls x Need for Speed: enjoy racing cars in Tamriel!
- Pokémon x Bloodborne: catch monstruous creatures + new Despair type + now the Fire-type is overpowered!
- Stardew Valley x Dead Space: you quit your job to start a peaceful life in a rural village, but soon the village is invaded by extraterrestrial zombies.
- God of War x Animal Crossing: RIP THE HEART OF TOM NOOK
- Age of Empires x Ace Attorney: OBJECTION you cannot buy this unit because it goes against the Article 15.3.0.22 of the NATO laws.
- DOOM x Any visual novel: Errrrrrrrrrr

I wish I was good at stitching.

 

[ReKoil]

Sure thing. You are now horrible at math though.... 😈

I wish for a Pumpkin Pizza 🤤

Spoiler:

The new supermarket doesn't have them so I can't have them anymore... I loved those pizzas 😭

 

[Megan]

Granted, but since pumpkin season is over it doesn't look good. Pumpkins are supposed to be green, aren't they?

I wish for some elite money handling skills.