~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but everyone hearing it will fall asleep and out of frustration you'll start drawing mustaches and beards on them with a permanent marker, which will eventually lead to your arrest =\

I wish for a comfy blanket.

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[Bice]

Granted. It's super heavy and causes muscle aches when you're done using it.

I wish my scalp would stop itching.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now spots are itching that you'll never be able to reach.

I wish for my knees not to hurt.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your knees are no longer able to hurt anyone ever again due to your brand-new built-in airbags that deploy whenever they make contact with a living thing =3

I wish to be petted on the head.

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[Starlight]

Granted, Megan's hammer will start petting you in 3... 2... 1... *thwack*

I wish to be able to see the future.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you're surprised that you didn't see those things coming!

I wish for snacks!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's all the souls Cooler was stockpiling 😉 😙

I wish for the current conflicts to end already.

 

[Cosmega]

Granted, now new ones sprinkle across the earth out of nowhere

I wish everything I bought was free

 

[Megan]

Granted, but you pay for them anyway!

I wish for a laptop that doesn't break.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but its OS is Windows 95 :)

I wish for a big teddy bear to hug at night.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, just make sure you don't feed it after midnight and make sure you never ever wash it. :fufu:

I wish for a new C&C game.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, you get a new C&C game... which is the remastered version of the first C&C, with updated graphics.

I wish for Ready Player One's Oasis to become real!

 

[Starlight]

Granted but all FGers except you perish in the harsh new reality. Farewell ;(

I wish for Summer

 

[Megan]

I don't know why anyone wants even more days with 40+ °C and the drought and forest fires going even worse. But here you go!

I wish for rain.

 

[ReKoil]

You get 5 minutes of rain tomorrow at noon.
Then no rain at all for a decade 😈

I wish to discover a new animal species.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but it carries a wild virus that makes people cough and paralyses the whole planet for two years :(

I wish my glasses weren't dirty all the time.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they're now completely covered in bleach, all the time!

I wish I got more stuff out of the time I have.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's stuff you don't want, like fines and muscle aches =\

I wish I had enough time to play all my unplayed games =(

 

[Starlight]

Granted but now playing games is all you are allowed to do 24/7. No exceptions!

I wish my friends believed in themselves more.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but now they are so busy with themselves that they don't interact with you anymore. :(

I wish for food prices to go down.