~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[XNaut]

Granted, but he called the cops on you and you died in jail.

I wish people who make rude insults die from choking right after.

 

[malanaphii]

granted, but so do the people who were insulted.

i wish my back didn't hurt

 

[XNaut]

Granted, you got a back surgery but the doctor had to put snakes inside you and they are biting you while living inside you.

I wish my socks will stop disappearing.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now your other clothes disappear on a more frequent basis

i wish that my headphones worked

 

[Pure Essence]

Granted, but nothing that you can hook them up with works.

I wish I knew if I should watch the Digimon anime.(is it good, for real?)

 

[XNaut]

Granted but once you start watching Digimon, Pokemon will no longer be of existence to you.

I wish I didn't have stairs.

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted but now you can't access the the upper floors or basement of your house.

I wish highschool assignments were easy to complete.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now you're stuck in highschool for the rest of your life doing them on repeat

I wish I had a pet crab

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but the crab pinches you, hates being held, and keeps banging on its tank.

I wish physical pain did not exist.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now you experience emotional pain 1000x stronger

I wish that tupac was still alive

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but you die in his place.

I wish I had a harp.

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but it takes up so much space that you have to get rid of your other prized possessions just to keep the harp.

I wish my internet wouldn't slow down at night.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but now its always slow

I wish I could eat bacon every day

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted but you gain 1kg weight per 1 gram bacon
Choice is yours :p
I wish I was as fast as The Flash

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but you run so fast that you can't stop yourself to look both ways before crossing the street. And we all know what happens if you don't look both ways.

I wish cancer would be cured.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but it creates a more powerful new disease killing people twice as fast

I wish that I could make popcorn from my fingers

 

[Mooshgo]

Granted, but you can't stop the production of popcorn so eventually the Earth is flooded in popcorn.

I wish Mars was colonized.

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but people die from hypothermia. Mars is considered the coldest planet in the universe.

I wish I was 8 inches taller.

 

[Sonata]

granted, but you put on 200 pounds to get to it

I wish my phone battery never died

 

[XNaut]

Granted, but your car blew up.

I wish I played in an orchestra.